brept

get real

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[brept @officialbrept]

This is how I skittered down the hallway toward my friend when she was on mushrooms

[brept @officialbrept]

does anyone know if this will ever feel better lol

[Errai @errai]

Wearing a tshirt at a concert that just says Music as to not offend anybody

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

If you die in wordle you die in real life

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[FakeAssCherylLynn @bigfairee]

Akon really opened that Gwen Stefani song with WOOHOO! YEEEHOO!

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(stopping the car on the freeway shoulder, visibly shaken, cars flying past) I- I think I recognized that bug I hit, I think I knew him

[John fawn 🎷 🦌 @ipostdeer]

they're doing this to me tomorrow

[cynth!a ☼ @deftoneussy]

it was revealed to me in an instagram follow suggestion

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

[turbomander @turbomander]

yeah im one of the swamp enemies. got my club got my poison damage. fucking love mud dude. its the swamp

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(tiny acorn falls on my head mid-sentence and knocks me unconscious)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

honestly i want this too

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

girls night

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

[having a panic attack] wow...... just like tony soprano ....

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption