shiitake mushroom worshipper

29. she/her. singer-songwriter. pro-worker. vegan but not an asshole about it. be kind to everyone.

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i just can't believe he still exists

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@justallroutine But like you wouldn’t have a pay period that starts on the second week of the financial year would you ?

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do fortnightly pays always fall on the same week? like because of the financial year etc?

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@FusionProgGuy @nerdzrope Yes! His MS treatment actually makes him more susceptible to skin cancers though so it’s like - can you please help me to maximise your life expectancy please babe?

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Ok not most, obviously, but an obscene amount

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There’s really not enough in place for single income households in Australia. I could earn 100k, my partner would get zero Centrelink, and most of my income goes to tax.

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@FusionProgGuy @nerdzrope Yeah it’s fine for someone who doesn’t wear makeup, the moisturiser that is! There’s also a ~men’s~ one if you’re that way inclined, but the one I use is great because it doesn’t hurt my eyes. No idea how the men’s one fares, bought it for James but he doesn’t use it 🤬😤

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I wish I was, iPhone

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I’ve ascended to a level of social media use where I don’t even have the desire to engage in discussions, I’m just here for the stupid comments. I know what you’re trying to say, but you didn’t activate the second brain cell

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@FusionProgGuy @nerdzrope Ohhh that’s quick flick quick screen! It’s a setting spray!

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@FusionProgGuy @nerdzrope Natio?!

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It’s not what it looks like

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@SlowLoke Would you have made concessions for skim?

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How do I stop being a nervous wreck, it makes it so hard to ask for what I deserve

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Gillian Anderson as Thatcher huh.

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Sometimes I feel like it must be a chore to touch me

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Today I changed my work computer password to a variation of the word “relax” in an attempt to subconsciously remind myself to not take on 700 extra tasks just because others aren’t pulling their weight

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Aggressive assistance

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Weaponised helping