Patrick Schaller

probably slumped

[Patrick Schaller @officialpschall]

Who is the best rookie at #NBASummerLeague

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

if soundcloud dies & nobody makes a new one called Soundclout u guys are really wasting a real opportunity here.

[Patrick Schaller @officialpschall]

I wonder if @THESLUMPGOD actually has a drop top minivan

[Patrick Schaller @officialpschall]

#fuckrobstone

[Patrick Schaller @officialpschall]

@Lakers @MagicJohnson trade for Porzingis

[Patrick Schaller @officialpschall]

@Lakers trade for Porzingis

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Department Of Interior Asks For Resignation Of Obama-Era Elk https://t.co/JZfwap7mFd

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk https://t.co/AWhYEPDZUA

[Patrick Schaller @officialpschall]

X and Ski are friend goals https://t.co/H2tzp3gn4t

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

ah, the 19th of april, when we train the staff in prank call diversion tactics & re-up as much pancake batter as we can get our hands on

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Evidence Suggests Middle East Conflict Predates All Human Civilization https://t.co/lOCoCXrjs5

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

https://t.co/RCS22WGHqR

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Chicago Introduces New Citywide Gun-Sharing Stations https://t.co/epuQB90Xgb

[Saint Laurent Don @21savage]

Sellin dope don't make you gangster and going to college don't make you lame

[Patrick Schaller @officialpschall]

what I probably look like after 3 hours of playing banjo

[Conner MacGray @macgrayconner]

ITS THE GOOCH https://t.co/WjD1tNqYuO