Crystal Phallus FC

a below average 6 a side football team - sponsored by Hodgebet

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF BRISTOL
WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP
ORCHARD, LOCKLEAZE, BRUNEL
WE'VE DONE THE FUCKIN LOT

EDIS DOING SPREADSHEETS
HODGES PLAYING IN GOAL
WE'RE THE FAMOUS PHALLUS
TIL WE'RE GREY AND FUCKIN OLD

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

🏆🌟🎉

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Crystal Palace are the @EmiratesFACup 2025 CHAMPIONS 🏆

#CPFC

[San Marino fan account @SanMarino_FA]

THEY WROTE HISTORY. THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER AS LEGENDS, AS THE GOLDEN GENERATION OF SAMMARINESE FOOTBALL. THEY DID SOMETHING WE COULDN’T DO IN 20 YEARS, IN 140 GAMES, IN 12.600+ MINUTES OF FOOTBALL. A WIN, A FUCKING WIN.

[James @JimmyDRFC]

What a league #DRFC

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The best penalty you will see today

https://t.co/5GUN3A3A0s

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

got nothing on @FinchyNUFC1

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

No one:

My Colombian centre back with 18 aggression when I tell him to get stuck in:

[Samba Sports @SambaSports]

⚽ COMPETITION TIME ⚽

With pre-season well under way and the new season due to start soon, we are giving you the chance to win x9 training balls, x1 match ball and a 2-in1 Target Bag.

To enter just Like and Share before midnight on 20th July to be in with a chance of winning.

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Gaël Givet: "In 2010 with Blackburn, we were going to play Man Utd. During the talk, Sam Allardyce showed us images from the films Gladiator and 300 to motivate us and to make us warriors on the pitch. After 30 minutes, we were down 3-0. In the end, we lost 7-1."

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Spare a thought for New Zealand's Meikayla Moore, who scored a perfect hat-trick of own goals against the United States in the SheBelieves Cup.

Absolutely not her day

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

💛 + 🖤 = 🧤

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

💜 ➡️ 💙

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

New year, same inconsistencies with the CPFC media team. #poorratio However, the Championship Sep 2021 - Jan 2022 season finished this past Monday (10th), with CPFC ending on a high after a 4-0 win over Red Devils.

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

Happy New Year from all at Crystal Phallus. Hopefully 2022 is the year England win the World Cup and, more importantly, Crystal Phallus wins the Powerplay Championship Division. #HAPPYNEWYEAR2022

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

Once again, the Crystal Phallus media team are showing their inconsistencies with their updates. Phallus go into the final game of the season picking up 1 point from last two fixtures. #mediateamout

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

MENTAL DOMINATION. That’s the tweet

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

@SkyFootball 😍

[San Marino fan account @SanMarino_FA]

KHTDVYDDGHJKKGGJ FUCK ME AND CALL ME GIANCARLO WE SCORED WE SCORED WE SCORED

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

all Gareth needs #englandsquad

[England @England]

Gareth Southgate will tomorrow name a provisional #EURO2020 squad, which will be trimmed down to 26 players on Tuesday 1 June.

Following the announcement, the #ThreeLions boss will speak to the media at 2pm.

[Newport County @NewportCounty]

✍️👀

𝘼𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙩

👉https://t.co/FJWbkRlujY

#OneClubOneCounty

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

MATCHDAY ⚽️
vs Eblade 🤝

last time we met:
7 Phallus goal scorers
16 Phallus goals
👇🏻

[Crystal Phallus FC @officialutp]

first game of the new season at @powerplayleague and no it was not a dream

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