Dan Offenheiser

Ridin on a dolphin doin flips n shit

[Dan Offenheiser @offie98]

@GotTheDoor_Tor Apparently the twitter scientists never heard of elevation when they made their map 😂

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@wxphelps Snowed out during harvest a year ago today

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@venhuizen114 You got me 😂😂😂

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There isn't a show better than Suits, change my mind

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It's hotter than two foxes fuckin in a forest fire today #geezlouise

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Imagine flying in a plane, and a cat just fucking shows up like what's up

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Future goals

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Me trying to find the person that’s been spending all my money

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@GotTheDoor_Tor 2020 doomed me for at least 3 years, i am feeling it haha

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@GotTheDoor_Tor @Walmart I don't go use the self checkouts if i have more than about 4 things. I don't work at Walmart lol

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The song drivers license is terrible. Sorry #unpopularopinion

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please be my wife wazowski

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Any minute now

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Trying to imagine not working on the weekend when the weather's nice and doing fun things

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😂😂

[tay loves ava & car @ASHT0NSOTB]

nevada opening each ballot

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JB sucks

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This is still gold https://t.co/tLzbKvcVAe

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Found out where they make Miller Lite

[Dan Offenheiser @offie98]

Kissing Booth 1 is better than Kissing Booth 2, don't @ me