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crashing out on main since 10/14/23

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

toss that fish back

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

Threads is so broken, I keep getting locked because it thinks I'm a bot and I've uploaded way too many selfies for "verification". @meta fix your shit

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

There's always a post.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

This is what Abdul El-Seyed’s sister posted on the morning of the October 7th massacre.

Calling him a radical Islamist is an under statement.

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

Is this a thing?

Where you can just not turn shit in and get a 50?

I skipped some assignments and always got a zero. Before you call me a boomer, I graduated HS this year.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Florida teacher fired after giving zeroes to students who didn't turn in their assignments

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

Basically handing it to Vance or Rubio at this point

[Kalshi Politics @KalshiPolitics]

JUST IN: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (18%) is the odds favorite to be the 2028 Democratic Presidential nominee — surpassing Gavin Newsom (17%)

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

@frickeville @WallStreetApes "without sacrificing comfort" my ass!

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

@EYakoby P R O J E C T I O N

[Rabbi Shalom Landau @RabbiLandau]

Urgent humanitarian request. Rabbi Tzvi Zev Berger, a leading Rabbi of Rivnitz Yeshiva, passed away suddenly in Switzerland two days ago. His family is urgently trying to bring him home for burial.
We need immediate help connecting with the appropriate person at the U.S. State Department / U.S. Embassy in Bern to expedite the necessary process. Any help or direct connection would mean everything to the family. Pleased DM us.

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

Wii U system settings type beat (unreleased @deadmau5)

https://t.co/6XKcp8irkR

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

@writcertiorari To be fair Hong was leading the polls by +20 points

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

@25YearsAgoLive Was the one person the bomber?

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

@hasanthehun Sorry not sorry

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

Pixel 11 is an incremental upgrade at best but the PW5 might be a sleeper hit.

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

Me: I need to step back from politics and do some coding

Also me: vibe coding an app for political betting odds to be beamed directly into my vision

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

I need to step back and touch grass, do some metal detecting, code some shit for my ray bans, literally anything else

This isn't good for me

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

As a moderate Democrat, I want to say this as clearly as possible to the DSA.

Our party doesn’t need you.

You cost more than you bring to the table. Normal Americans don’t want to abolish the police, destroy Israel or make race the focus of their lives.

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

I said on threads that DSA progressives will be the death of the democratic party. People lost their minds.

This is what I was talking about!

It's not a choice between a progressive and a moderate, it's a choice between a moderate and a MAGA Republican.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

The most interesting part of the Wisconsin Gubernatorial primary is watching how the odds have swung for the general.

The DSA is clearly highly unpopular with the vast majority of voters.

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

@DSA_Watch Womp fucking womp.

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

If Crowley wins I can let Peggy Flanagan slide.

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

I need to step back and touch grass, do some metal detecting, code some shit for my ray bans, literally anything else

This isn't good for me

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

Hong v. Crowley got me LOSING MY MIND

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

Hong v. Crowley got me LOSING MY MIND

[🇮🇱 Offred 🇺🇦 @OffredPosts]

Watching this live is so stressful

[Max 📟 @MaxNordau]

Absolute chaos.

Wisconsin Democrats are in for a long night.