Ish-Kabob

Perpetually avoiding adulthood. Columbia Law 2020. Beauty/Makeup IG: @lawandlewks
YouTube where I smush together law and makeup:

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

what do i. want to be for halloween?

smooched. cuddled. and cherished

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

@ivytswift @mollymoon629 I got a C in undergrad and then went to Columbia Law School, you’ll be ok!!!

[Gray Writes! @ClickGate_]

Heterosexuals always say “Isn’t she the one who did Call Me Maybe?” which is a bit like saying “Isn’t he that carpenter from Nazareth?”

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

@ChristineC56070 @ErasTourResell I got waitlisted for Amsterdam, but I’ll come and sit with you!!

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

Fun fact: RI didn’t send any delegates to the Constitutional Convention and then proceeded to not ratify the Constitution for 3 years…earning the nickname “Rogue Island”

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

After the whole eras tour debacle, I’ve decided to start gatekeeping Carly Rae Jepsen

Yes, she only has that one song and she most definitely does not have a bop of a new album that is the epitome of pop

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

@splatterpee Extra $1 for luck, denying it is basically inviting the evil spirits in

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

@addisonsydb Alibis to lovers, love it!!!

[Addison Bates *is querying* @addisonsydb]

VERONICA MARS x FINLAY DONOVAN IS KILLING IT x THE LOVE WAGER

After Stella unwittingly posts a photo of a crime scene online, she must rely on her one-night stand as her alibi for murder. But it ends up bringing them closer together… and closer to the killer.

#PitDark #A #MM

[@chimeracoder.bsky.social 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder]

Thinking a lot today about Kitty Genovese, a lesbian from Brooklyn, whose brutal and senseless murder by a stranger was twisted and exploited to push a racist, anti-urbanist, and factually-incorrect narrative that has shaped the last 50+ years of American history. ❤️🧡🤍💜

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

Can confirm @kellenfunk is an absolute gem, very well-deserved! Congrats!

[Columbia Law School @ColumbiaLaw]

Congratulations to #CLSProf @KellenFunk, who was chosen by the Class of 2023 to receive the Willis L.M. Reese Prize for Excellence in Teaching. Students praised Funk as “supportive,” “accessible,” and “one of the gems of Columbia Law School.” https://t.co/PqWZhS9Fso

[lockheed martin scorsese 𖢥 @slimjosa]

The amount of people saying “we won” in response to this have no idea how grim this actually is. Buzzfeed News’ award-winning investigative reporting literally freed a man who was falsely imprisoned for 23 years by a Chicago detective

We’re actually losing some great reporting

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

@AnitaYandle I’ve also heard great things about Rose Inc but never personally tried

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

@AnitaYandle I love the Purlisse bb cream! It’s a little buildable, but feels super lightweight. I use it with concealer for best results

[Kate Halliwell @katehalliwell]

tweets you can hear

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

@LolOverruled Yes, and that kid would be the equivalent of Kim Kardashian

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

Love it when people discover this bit of the east coast.

Also, reminder that the DelMarVa peninsula is NOT the DMV (which is the DC/MD/VA metro area)

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

I became a lawyer to theatrically ask a witness “isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least twenty-four hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?”

3 years in and, alas

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

I became a lawyer so that I could be in Court and theatrically tell someone that “they can’t handle the truth”. I’m sad to report that I’m nearly 4 years in and that has yet to happen.

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

Everything I’ve learned about this man has been against my will and only furthers my fear of the dystopian nightmare we live in

[Ish-Kabob @offtheagarwal]

@splatterpee Bruh how is this man not embarrassed wtf