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[Goat @therandomgoat]

When goats are having a better summer than you ☀️🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

Happy 420 goats 🍁🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

Dog may be mans best friend, but goats are everybody's bestest best friend forever 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

Jump around 🐐 https://t.co/BsOqnMrRU3

[Goat @therandomgoat]

When I hear all this talk of goats vs when I realize it's just football 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

Just retweet 🐐 https://t.co/Iu13hFAhDI

[Goat @therandomgoat]

Fact: a two legged goat is a better QB than Russell Wilson 🏈🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

"You wanna fuck with me pal?" 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

Pretty little flower ears 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

I'm flattered but this is a little weird 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

1 cup of cow milk:
- 103 calories
- 2.4 grams fat
- 12g carbohydrates
- 14g sugar

1 cup of goat milk
- literal super powers
🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

Remember that bitch that cheated on you? Remember that dick who slept with your best friend, goats specialize in kicking their asses 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

Why are people afraid of the age of robots, seriously the goats are taking over next and there will be no end to their reign. 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

New Years resolutions:
1. Be more appreciative of goats
2. Adopt a lonely goat
3. Marry a goat in need of love
4. Be the best goat I can be🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

MERRY GOATMAS!!! 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

Sorry Santa but if we're being honest, goats would be far more effective than reindeer 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

1 day!!!!!! 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

A goat wouldn't have awarded miss universe to the wrong person, it would've gone to the rightful winner, a goat 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

✌🏻️ days 🐐

[Goat @therandomgoat]

3 days 🐐