Mike Bobbitt

I'm just a guy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to never make me watch Notting Hill again.

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

I think comedy competitions would be more interesting if whoever came in LAST place had to quit.

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

I've left most social media platforms and joined my own antisocial media. It's me not answering the door, but watching you through my @ring doorbell.

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

Here’s my seemingly innocuous tweet that can one day come back and haunt me.

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

If you'd like to become a patron to @truheroism I would greatly appreciate it. I'm incredibly proud of this silly podcast. https://t.co/yxOoh3mPPW

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

Truthcast Patreon is LIVE!
https://t.co/yxOoh3mPPW

[T.R.U.T.H. @truheroism]

https://t.co/OhAuEnrwq9 #podcast #comedy #cryptids #everymonday #snomis

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

Happy birthday from Detroit @tttime2517 - I used to be marginally famous. This should make you particularly happy.

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

My poor old grandma faced every day saying “I’m too blessed to be stressed”

She was depressed and dyslexic

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

@MommysOnValium Lots of big names already listed, but I urge you to seek out @newyorkjeffrey and @SGRager - two of my absolute favorites who should be much bigger.

[boz 🙅‍♂️ @poppershango]

This week's episode was a really fun one that @offthemike and I got to record with @janetvarney from the @jvclubpodcast and @VTTSofficial podcast. Check it out!

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

I can’t wait for the next season of @VTTSofficial either. In the meantime @janetvarney is on @truheroism today!!! https://t.co/A1W0eztTdA

[boz 🙅‍♂️ @poppershango]

.@offthemike and I got to record this very moist episode with @david_she_roth . Check it out.

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

Oh! A toothbrush is technically a teethbrush! I’m going to free up so much counter space and outlets keeping all these @PhilipsSonicare brushes charged!

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

@WesWardComedy No one likes you because we all LOVE you!!!

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

Go fuck yourself. This is why no one likes you Wes!

[Wesley Ward🗑️Ⓜ️ @WesWardComedy]

@offthemike Pretty good it sounds like

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

Too rich or too poor she’s wanting me less Imbwanting her more....

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

How am I doing?

The Seven Mary Three song “Cumbersome” is stuck in my head.

How the fuck do you think I’m doing?!?

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

My tush is way too sensitive for workplace toilet paper.

[boz 🙅‍♂️ @poppershango]

This week's episode is under attack. @offthemike

[Mike Bobbitt @offthemike]

We shouldn’t kink shame Jerry Falwell Jr., but he should cum clean.

[𝚆𝚎𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝙻𝚎𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢 🫀 @WednesFri]

Yeah! Look at those liberal cucks with their *checks notes* basic humanity and compassion.