I wouldn't go back in time to kill Hitler. I would go back and make him fall in love. We would take morning fall walks through central park. Go on gondola rides in Venice. Then one morning I would just bail, and with a broken heart he would kill himself.
@Xfinity if after decades of mediocrity, I miss one Detroit Pistons playoff game this year because as a monopoly you couldn't cut a deal with another monopoly it will be my life mission to become a famous comedian and influence everyone to leave your service in droves.