Off the Rails Podcast

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@stephenasmith I dont aim I listen

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@EPartout2023 @Godfatherparte2 Grab a map and point out the nation of black to me

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🚨Check out our latest episode!🚨
This episode we talk with comedians David Kausgaard and Darryl Hill.

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@DarkladyAll Is this why I love brunettes?

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But I'm a conspiracy theorist...
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@MatthewAMullins @Jamievoorhees6 This makes me want to give him a jumpsuit, underwear, and socks. Everyone worries about where Jason is, but no one ever asks how Jason is.

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Funny, that's what they called me in high school #throattamer

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If I won the lottery my outgoing message would be "ask the government for money, they took 2/3s of it and win that EVERY DRAWING"

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@TIaaDMedia A stud is sealed at the top and bottom. Kids break 2X4s all the time. Even if I hit a stud at the 4 foot weak point I should roll through to the other side

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Apparently no one thinks I can run through a wall.... it's 2 layers of drywall. I accidentally break it all the time. At 240 I can beach myself through a wall. Stud or not, if I'm in a 3 point stance and the d coordinator says blitz, I'm coming through a wall. Bets?!?!?

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@LoveRetroBTW Thats the look I give my old lady until she cuts up hot dogs in the mac n cheese

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@DrunkTheory @pizzahut Burning off genital warts with a cigarette lighter before I meeting my Tinder date inside

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@Madisontx76 I've probably owned 20 parrots through my life and every single one says "come on". We play a lot of draft kings lol. Bad gambling beats gets a COME ON!!!

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@podbean Flew from Wisconsin to Vegas to podcast at the World Series of Comedy for a week.

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@ImKaitlynMeyers Recently fell off a ladder and hurt my back real bad. Pain meds got me feeling frisky. GF said "no, you are too hurt". I said "I walked all around today, and If You Can Walk You Can F***". I thought the last 7 words would make a hilarious tweet...Then I pictured people reading

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@TheBigNickJ Doc is either very noble or crazy evil. No in-between

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@ValerieMalone19 Looking forward to his graduation pictures sometime next week lol

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@MASKEDMANIACXXX At the time,no doubt 10. The history Channel was in on it showing Blair witch stuff for months prior to the movie. 13 yr old me was caught hook line and sinker. It also launched a found footage subgenre by breaking into the mainstream. It's hard to explain, you had to be there.

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You may know him better as Toby Jones BBQ and foot massage

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This episode comedian Rob Hines takes on the hot seat!

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