Lord Vile

Less talk, more death. NOT a mood swing.

Parody account. Not affiliated. #SkulduggeryPleasant

#SP14 coming April 2021.

[Lord Vile @oftLordVile]

Will our little heroes make it out of this one alive?
Find out in April, 2021.
#spDeadorAlive

[Lord Vile @oftLordVile]

The legend has outdone himself.
#spDeadorAlive

[Derek Landy UPDATES ONLY @DerekLandy]

Everyone should now hurl their praise towards artist extraordinaire, @TomPercivalsays, for this MAGNIFICENT piece of MAGNIFICENCE!

HURL, I say. HURL!

[Derek Landy UPDATES ONLY @DerekLandy]

Gentlepeople of the world... prepare for Skulduggery Pleasant: Dead or Alive.

April, 2021

#spDeadOrAlive

[Skulduggery Pleasant @DetectiveSkul]

Lockdown didn’t stop us.

#SPXIV #SP14 #SkulduggeryPleasant14 coming April 2021.

[Skulduggery Pleasant @DetectiveSkul]

It has been brought to my attention tonight that someone within our community has been joking about sensitive subjects which are very triggering to some people.

Please remember that this will not be tolerated and will have severe repercussions if you make them.

Thank you.

[Derek Landy UPDATES ONLY @DerekLandy]

Annnnnnnnd the NO ONE’S surprise, BOOK 14 will be out in April of 2021!! Yayyy!!!

Do I have a title for you? No! Do I have a cover? No! Do I have hint as to the plot? No! Am I still writing the damn thing? Yes!!

Praise Jebus! Praise ME!!

[Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal]

Hilarious now that anyone thought it was a plot hole that after the events of Jurassic Park that people would dare

A) Re-open the park

B) Be eager to visit the re-opened
Park

[Skulduggery Pleasant @DetectiveSkul]

#BlackLivesMatter

[Lord Vile @oftLordVile]

Welcome back, Abyssinia.
Apologies for that time I tried to kill you.

[𝗔𝗯𝘆𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗮 @Abyssin05690696]

Hello my darlings.

[Skulduggery Pleasant @DetectiveSkul]

You may be scared right now. You miss your family, your friends. You’re worried for their health.

But you’re strong. And they’re strong.

Things WILL get better. The world always bounces back.

And if you’re ever feeling lost, remember- magic is always at your fingertips. 💀🔥

[Lord Vile @oftLordVile]

You heard my alter ego.

[Skulduggery Pleasant @DetectiveSkul]

I just want to reassure all of you that there will be, under NO circumstances, ANY spoilers tweeted on this account.

I urge all of you not to share or tweet any spoilers.

And if you do, I want to politely remind you that I will NOT be interacting with you.

#seasonsofwar

[Derek Landy UPDATES ONLY @DerekLandy]

Seasons of War has been UNLEASHED!

I mean, it's been UNLEASHED in places which have allowed the UNLEASHING and the places that have facilitated the UNLEASHING and the places that still have people delivering the UNLEASHING.

[Lord Vile @oftLordVile]

#SeasonsOfWar

[Derek Landy UPDATES ONLY @DerekLandy]

You have until April 2nd to complete a comic strip with this script, OR a 500 word short story, OR a 30 second song!

[Derek Landy UPDATES ONLY @DerekLandy]

And now? Now we start the Skulduggery Pleasant choose-your-own-adventure story!

This will continue until April 2nd, and at the end of every segment, you'll get to vote as to how the story will progress.

Choose wisely!

#SkulduggeryBites

[Nat Adelhelm @AvengingDreams]

Day 1 of #13DaysofSkulduggery
I always love cosplaying our wise cracking dead detective. 😎💀

[Derek Landy UPDATES ONLY @DerekLandy]

Today's assignment: send me a picture of Skulduggery Pleasant, however you want to do it. Draw it, paint it, do a collage, make a model or a costume and send in a picture... Let your artistry shine! You have two days to send it to me here, with the hashtag #13DaysofSkulduggery

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[Derek Landy UPDATES ONLY @DerekLandy]

Behold, the majesty of the cover! The glory of ⁦@TomPercivalsays⁩’s glorious gloriousness!

Follow this pre-order link - https://t.co/kZ6bAfnDUs - if you dare!

#SkulduggeryPleasant #spSeasonsofWar #SeasonsofWar #Skulduggery 13 #TooManyHashtags

[Lord Vile @oftLordVile]

The Beginning of the End.