oftwat

The office for the regulation of twatish behaviour in public life.
For entertainment purposes only. All views widely held.

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@GSocTakes The gays are working on the same sentence as you and I will see if we can achieve a better signal.

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Funking hell Jacob, do you need a hug?

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@NickAdamsinUSA I know you are American but do you know what a twat is?

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@deelomas Duck billed bananapus!

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Proven liar @ABridgen and potato headed twat gets evicted for being a lying twat! What a twat!
https://t.co/Ipq7OblrK1

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

everything is terrible apart from Andrew Bridgen having to pay £800K legal fees in a row over potatoes 😄

https://t.co/hxRTdg8HdG

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@LozzaFox Maybe you should stop being a twat! @LozzaFox

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@NicholasTyrone Well he is a G&T. A grifter and a twat! @Nigel_Farage

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@TiceRichard Sometimes twat doesn't really cover it! @TiceRichard

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Leave as you came in @BorisJohnson like a lying, incredulous, unfeeling, stupid, populist, detached twat! #BorisJohnson
#ToriesOutNow #twat
https://t.co/7gVKosP7py

[Enough is Enough @eiecampaign]

Buy a new kettle for £20 to save £10 on your energy bill, says the PM 🤯

*How* are these clowns running the country? Why do we put up with it?

#EnoughlsEnough

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@TiceRichard This doesn't mean you Richard. You're a dickhead!

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@reddevil68 Just you, twat!

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Henry Bolton @_HenryBolton must be right. Those pesky remainers are doing such a good job at cancelling positive brexit news no-one in the country has heard any, at all, ever! Either that or he's a twat!
#TorySewageParty
#BrexitHasFailed
#twat https://t.co/0v0VNXzvF9

[Henry Bolton OBE 🇬🇧 @_HenryBolton]

There’s a concerted ramping up of the ‘Remainer’ disinformation campaign, plus attempts to ‘cancel’ positive Brexit news and the expression of any views by anyone opposed to rejoining the EU. I don’t believe the timing is accidental. They smell opportunity because Boris is going.

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@john4brexit Twat!

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@Lord_Sugar Bet you feel like a bit of a twat in the morning!

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The Daily Express logo @Daily_Express is a wee Knights Templar having a poo!
How appropriate! Twats!

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@PoliticsJOE_UK Nigel Farages' shit!

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@dghodgson Because you are an attention seeking twat!

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@trussliz @Daily_Express As a country we should not be held to ransom by a rogue government!

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@NadBadDangerous If the answer is that they are all full of sh!t the the tories should be in there too!

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@tomhfh Oops! Silly twat!