A prisoner is about to be released after 20 years. The warden asks him, "You were the perfect prisoner.
You never complained, you never fought. What's your secret?"
The prisoner whispers, "I stayed quiet because I was busy working on my 'Escape Tunnel' every night."
The warden is shocked, "A tunnel?
Where is it? Why didn't you use it to escape?
The prisoner smiles and says, "Oh. I finished the tunnel 10 years agc But then I realized, if I escaped, I'd have to pay rent, buy groceries and find a job. Here, I have free food, free gym, and no taxes.
I didn't build the tunnel to get OUT, Sir... I built it to go into the kitcher at 2 AM and steal the chocolate cake without being caught!
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Can you assist with receipt for the below transaction.
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