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[jonzing. @ehisssss]

our parents are pushing 60 with no grandchildren 😂😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[dee.ohh.tee 🏆🚀 @d_dot_k]

@chefmade_92 "Sweat equity" gotta be the most creative way I've ever heard someone describe slave labor.

"He's young and healthy" 😭😭 like he tryna buy a bull

[maOnisa✨ @zeexonline]

yes, actually 😭

[Miahluv 🫶🏾 @MiahDollabill]

Finally making it out of the sweet 16 just to have to play UConn is sick asf lmao

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

[Jody Pichon🦍🖤 @UncleJo_22]

Mardi Gras 2026 just had a different feel to it! The vibes were at an all time high shit felt magical onna cool.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I've tasted living with parents, I've tasted living with a partner, I recommend LIVING ALONE WITH YOUR CATS

[Domquixote🦩🏴‍☠️ @Nick_inyamouth]

Latoya Cantrell😌

[Ali @AI1Ali]

You cannot leave the sauna before anyone who was already in there.

Pass out if need be.

[hannah 🎀 | tarot reader @_cmtarot]

saturn leaving pisces

[Chet Lemond @ChetLemond]

That Cinnamon Toast Crunch cannibalism commercial is dark.

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

If you ain’t gotta Valentines you suppose to sit around in sorrow and see where you fucked up and how you can be better next year, not have a pajama party

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

They should put pictures of missing people on packs of cigarettes. Smokers are the only people who stand outside in all types of weather.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

My FedEx package 2 days late 😡 wtf GloRilla mama doing bra 😭

[🍻 @drink2beers]

bad news twin: time is flying
good news: you the pilot twin

u the fuckin pilot

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

"Do Not Touch" has to be one of the scariest things to read in braille

[babygirl🎀 (is in mourning💔) @thebaby02808618]

@MetamateDaz Now everybody’s gay and poor