Aoife

they/them but she/her if you're my coworker or halimede

game enjoyer, bisexual woman with a girlfriend, engineer

25

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

if you bought a cheap gel dildo on adam eve (either through my link or otherwise) you CANT reuse that, it can't be cleaned properly. I'm not being sponsored by them again bc they don't say this on their site, but if you got a vaginal infection because of me, im genuinely sorry

[Aoife @oggsideup]

There should be more business guys who do talks where they explain how everyone else hates type a personalities and explains how to become normal and preferably not even know what a "type a" person is

[Aoife @oggsideup]

I said to my girlfriend "you know I bet theyre drawing him gay as fuck... Probably with that guy from the intro" as soon as I saw qifrey and then I searched for qifrey and you'll never guess what the top result was

[Aoife @oggsideup]

but the government funding for that project got pulled because of its "woke walking away ideology"and the whole thing went under so we're exploring other options right now. (2/2)

[Aoife @oggsideup]

Last year we avoided having to buy more child credits on the market by funding research that explores whether we could try throwing some toys into the Omelas Pit to see if that helps with the whole situation (1/2)

[Aoife @oggsideup]

There should be more business guys who do talks where they explain how everyone else hates type a personalities and explains how to become normal and preferably not even know what a "type a" person is

[Halimede @HalimedeMF]

personally if an army of trans women was rushing at me I would give each one of them a little kiss, on the cheek.

[Aoife @oggsideup]

I hate myself because I don't podcast for Goalhanger

[the gamette @CDIGODDESS]

(3/3)

[Aoife @oggsideup]

BEST BOROUGH TO EVER DO IT HACKNEY NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ☝️🏅🏆🎉🎉🎉

[Halimede @HalimedeMF]

i'd like to apologize. because i said my beautiful transgender ex-girlfriend "ravished" me, playing into stereotypes of trans women as predatory. Despite her large frame and large hands, she only had sex with me with the utmost consideration and gentleness

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

he was so real for this

[notgxku innocence project @AnimeSerbia]

How Couples Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off

[D @pinstripeowl]

Photos from live @nogodsnomayors municipal show earlier. I love a good visual reference 🐅

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

On Lesbian Visibility Day, we celebrate lesbian Londoners and the contribution they make to our city.

London proudly champions your freedom to be exactly who you are and to love who you choose.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

ME: i’m sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds
HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate?
ME: sympathy not solutions plz
HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg.
ME: it should be MY egg :(

[Aoife @oggsideup]

Admitting this in public feels more perverted than when I repost actual porn. What's wrong with me

[Aoife @oggsideup]

Tomodachi life best game ever... Why am I so excited to give Mercymorn and Halimede lanyards with ID passes... Why did I like it when mercymorn hated wearing it

[Halimede @HalimedeMF]

@thefemiurge she is told by the whole world that she must be a boy! - that she must make herself into a man! and sadly many times she listens. denied the sisterhood of womanhood she tries to prove she didn't want it anyway, as sour grapes.