jeff crittman

father to many

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From Girls to The Grammy

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here to publicly announce my support for The Dare

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This was great yall

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what do I do if my pee smells honest

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Live tweeting from my bed, I think I should have let him give us the paella

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Live tweeting from Jeff Crittman here, it’s all water from the same source

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@jakhiguy I got kicked out of the hypnotization for being a very bad bad bad boy

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We have a 17 year brood approaching

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Live tweeting from Jeff Crittman here, it’s all water from the same source

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Well I’m back because I’m on the subway and I want to be back and that’s all my sons are well nothing is bad happy Wednesday

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an old man making a milkshake from scratch brings many joys to a guy like me

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bookie dookie

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@jakhiguy The monsterverse isn’t for everyone I guess 🤭🤷🏻‍♂️💅

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Everyone must remember that a great son lives in the Rick Owens store in New York!

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STRAP IN SON WE’RE GOING TO CLOSEST JOLLIBEE FOR CHICKEN JOY

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Good chance that if something is child proof it’s also hank proof

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Second day on the job they offered me chicken skewers I’m going to slide each piece of chicken down my gullet

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Highest honor a turkey could have is being pardoned by the president. Think about that

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Can you shut your trap kid

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@ogskumper @peachesnteenz That Drexel fashion school education

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@peachesnteenz my idiot ass took too long to read the caption before I proper understood

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My coziest son I think

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@peachesnteenz This was a tweet about competitive magic the gathering

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We should start forcing players to drink egregious amounts of liquor before entering competitive play

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we should start conveniently drawing on additional rules to our cards as the game goes on

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can you guys imagine my childhood disappointment when I found out that it was something called a pumpernickel bagel and not a chocolate bagel