You Failed

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I told my mom I wasn't attracted to a guy who liked me and she told me to give him a chance. I said guys don't give girls they're not attracted to a chance so why should I do it? Silence at the dinner table

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

An elephant blamed for killing 25 people has taken the lives of four members of the same family over 14 years despite the survivors moving away

Dhurbe trampled Shanichara Bote's parents in 2012 before breaking into their new home in 2026 and killing two more relatives

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

“You can have millions of followers, you can have hundreds of thousands of followers, but still not be able to get 500 people in a room.”

Tank, while promoting his new single “Yes,” addresses the disconnect people develop when they get caught up in social media followers and comments and says followers are not fans.

(🎥 TheRealTank/IG)

[Angie Peacock, MSW, CPC @angpeacock1111]

No one seems to be asking the basic question of why is there human shit on some of our produce in the United States? I don’t understand.

[Solutrean Dreamer @SolutreanDACA]

The USG contracted Disney during WW2 to produce a film telling Mexicans not to poop on crops.

That was 80 years ago.

They still poop on crops.

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

What the fuk these niggaz puttin In the lettuce mane

[Colb @___Colb___]

You try to eat right and make healthy choices and now you’re rewarded with a potential parasitic infection that is insane.

[lay: pinned? what pinned? @laymagdalene]

u can die from dehydration and organ failure from this parasite btw

[Florida Public Affairs Consultants @FLPublicAffairs]

@nbcsandiego Americans don’t yet grasp that all the “lazy federal bureaucrats” who used to quietly and very efficiently keep our food safe, and magically solve disease outbreaks like this have been fired.

It’s going to be a lot longer than a week.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Y’all also need to shoot anyone telling you that you can simply wash off a parasite embedded into the skin and even the folds and creases of alot of this produce. A parasite that is resistant to bleach, chlorine, and vinegar by the way.

Signed,
An epidemiologist

[uncle baby billy @UntoldbyTerry]

Diarrhea can kill you by throwing off your electrolytes btw.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The explosive diarrhea-causing cyclosporiasis outbreak has now spread to 31 states, with nearly 7,000 potential cases.

Last year, RFK ordered the CDC's Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network to stop tracking cyclosporiasis.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A Toledo woman says the parasite left her “camped out in the bathroom” and she’s still experiencing nausea 17 days later

“It’s kinda scary to think like the effects it would have on elderly or young kids or those who aren’t healthy”

https://t.co/7qJbqgh5K5

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Democrats have introduced a bill to ban ultra-bright headlights that blind drivers on the road.

[You Failed @OGutried]

@BlackkkStarr @AttorneyCrump Yeah…I know…I can read…that doesn’t negate from what I tweeted.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Democrat Faye Thomas just won her race for Mayor of Abbeville, South Carolina by a stunning 37-point landslide. Abbeville is a town that voted for Donald Trump in 2024. A blue tsunami is inbound.

[RJ @movebackbug__]

@EricLDaugh They think we’re stupid, republicans are putting the “save America act” in the same legislation that merges our military with Israel. So they’ll say “we had to vote for it to get the save America act through”

[You Failed @OGutried]

@RichardSwett9 @GWINNA18 @AttorneyCrump Racist whites have desecrated plenty of Black and Mixed ppl’s graves/sites for centuries. Miss me with your whiny bullshit.

[You Failed @OGutried]

@jaycoolent Oh but it is. Anyone less than 35 didnt really get to experience Jay like the older ones did. Maybe they might hold him higher than most, but the younger ones aren’t hardcore fans.