DefinitelyNotACactus

I’m just here to enjoy some smart people and mock some stupid ones.

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The determining factor in whether a protest turns violent is whether or not the police choose to meet the protest with violence.

Direct your pleas for non-violence to the police.

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@JenRoyleFan @BucknersLegs Attempted mockery of poor people while you’re publicly losing your shit over $250 isn’t quite the flex you imagine it to be.

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@JeannaHoch @MrTamhas @LuminanceLunar @DrVirgo1981 @_celia_bedelia_ Your entire skull is a rot pocket. Nothing in there but filth.

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@TerminaalVrdwld @neilhimself Don’t underestimate the lack of attention paid to detail by people who are determined to be mad about something that happened in a show they read about on the internet.

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@odunsi_solomon @danblackroyd I’m going to put this in a way you can understand, OTS. I don’t like soccer. I don’t like bitcoin. I don’t like you. Yet all of those things insist upon not only existing but occasionally doing so within my sight. Are they imposing on me?

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@odunsi_solomon @danblackroyd Why should anyone engage with you if you don’t understand the word “impose?”

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@unchart72 @VaArcAngel80 @Ann92806986Ann @CBSNews There are orange traffic cones at the bottom of the stairs, which is the universal sign for “not today, folks.”

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@RomanceRehab @Pixelfish I’m pretty confident that guy’s wife is every bit as imaginary as a viable ectopic pregnancy.

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@fortuitousnomad @Ginger_Tucci Most women wouldn’t want a man who who seeks the validation of other misogynists by criticizing her on Twitter, so that works out.

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@MyCatTellsMeSo @Gr8fulLostSoul @piper4missouri @TheMelWestbrook I see no evidence except that they were a Marine except for their word, and they’re here arguing that words mean nothing.

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@JSGuy2019 @AngelInvestorOG @piper4missouri Congratulations on producing the second stupidest sentence in this thread.

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@RedLady2024 @piper4missouri There is no context that could make that sentence not stupid.

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@notcapnamerica I’ll never understand people who profess to love a god that they describe as an irredeemable asshole.

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@TexasLucha @wildswan @AngryBlackLady You’ve mistaken me for one of your little friends, but this nonsense will not avail you here. You’re a liar, and you’re dismissed.

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@PopCrave @notcapnamerica This is why we can’t have nice things.

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@TexasLucha @wildswan @AngryBlackLady We all understand perfectly. You very much see color.

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@TexasLucha @wildswan @AngryBlackLady This you?

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@chancam77 Sorry your SAT score didn’t provide you with better options.

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@Pixelfish But even back then, I never completed anything until ten minutes before it was due. I thought I was just lazy. And it never would have occurred to me that my much-vaunted “adaptability” and capacity to turn on a dime was because I was always pirouetting on that dime anyway.

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@Pixelfish I’m 52 years old and just coming to terms with the realization that I probably have ADHD. I didn’t really struggle too much with it when I was young because I could always focus on reading and I had a near eidetic memory, so I didn’t suffer academically.

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@TomLavan @MattBinder @KevinMKruse I’m not gonna watch that, I assume it’s just Lil BS tearing the limbs off of Barbie dolls for 43 minutes.