Mariana

Follow @MrsMarianaPerez 😉

[Mariana @ohMariana]

Follow @MrsMarianaPerez now! ❤️

[Mariana @ohMariana]

@CathyIsReal Same!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

BREAKING: Members of Congress who spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on living expenses a year are confused why the American people can’t live off of $600. Story developing.

[Mariana @ohMariana]

Hey @twitter - all I want for Christmas this year is for my main account to be unsuspended. It’s been over a month. 😭 Why do you ignore me @TwitterSupport?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

People who stood by Donald Trump for the last four years are now claiming to be offended that a Democratic campaign manager used a curse word? I don't think so.

[Mariana @ohMariana]

It’s been over a month and my account (ohmariana) is still suspended @TwitterSupport ... and I never got a reason why. Please help? I’m so sad. I’ve had that account since 2008. 😭 Case 0180460295

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Moms, if you can, please take a damn break this holiday season.
From the virtual learning.
From the guilt.
From the keeping up.
From the unrealistic expectations.
From the creating magic.
Please take a damn break—you’ve done enough this year.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

My New Year’s resolution for 2021 is “Spend less time with my family.”

[Mariana @ohMariana]

Untamed

[Goodreads @goodreads]

What was the last book you stayed up too late reading? 👀

[Mariana @ohMariana]

@GiantFood I just noticed that the ‘smoothie blend’ of spinach/kale I bought yesterday (12/15) expired on 12/12. I know it’s my fault for not double-checking, but still disappointing. $5 wasted.

[Mariana @ohMariana]

It’s been over a month and my account (ohmariana) is still suspended @TwitterSupport ... and I never got a reason why. Please help? I’m so sad. I’ve had that account since 2008. 😭 Case 0180460295

[Patrick Coddou @soundslikecanoe]

I have only two speeds of email reply:

27 seconds
3 weeks

[Mariana @ohMariana]

@Showme_Ashley @DisneyParks The eyes are in the wrong spot 👀

But maybe that’s the point

[Mariana @ohMariana]

@CathyIsReal Well, one particular family member and their spouse... and maybe the in-laws too 😂

[Monica Vila @TheOnlineMom]

See if you can get Verizon 5G Home internet service using this link: https://t.co/k6mj61QoHG
#AlwaysOn

[Mariana @ohMariana]

@TiVoSupport I got a message yesterday that TiVo data was about to run out, and sure enough there is nothing in my guide after 7pm this evening. Any ideas? I rebooted already...

[Mariana @ohMariana]

Holiday Magic Sweepstakes https://t.co/Wgoz577JH4

[Mariana @ohMariana]

Win tix to The Grinch's Grotto at #TysonsCorner! Enter by 11/28 via @funfitnessfam #dmv #tysonscorner #grinchgrotto https://t.co/VLUIXw8t4b

[Cathy Herard (she/her) @CathyIsReal]

We can do hard things.