Joseph Lopez

Lets make our dreams envy our lives

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

She's something else and I dont mind it one bit.

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

@BabyySchaff life goals

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

Sister hurt her sholder and cant work for a few days.Told her to come to church with me. She said she cant because she hurt her praying hand

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

Me: Babe what does your name mean?
Gf: It means the 8th child
Me: Umm but you're an only child
Gf: Yeah..
Me: Huh....well I like like you.

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

You know its real when shes your first and only pink hearts on snapchat.

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

In the city the people know me as El Toro

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

When it comes to opportunity id rather get an inch and go a mile than be given a mile and go am inch

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

A spider jumped on me at the barber shop . I looked at it, flicked that motha off me, looked at it again, shook my head and left.
#😎

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

Ive made a mistake.....carbs...it'a like air has carbs...... ill just have freaking water....
#WhatCanIHave.....

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

No carb starting tomorrow so I had the last of my moms hamburger helper. It was amazing and depressing at the same time...
#OneDay #Superman

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

Meeting my girls parents this weekend. Looks like ill be studying my Romanian and hitting the gym hard these next few days. Not freaking out

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

I wish April fools was a month long thing

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

My mom invited me over for dinner and asked me what I wanted. I looked her straigh in her eyes with no hesitation and said Hambuerger Helper

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

Student- "Mr. Lopez I thought I saw you at the Earthquakes game. I got closer and it was just a fat, ugly guy"
Me: " wow thanks"

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

Today my whole family meets my Gf, my little sisters bf and my mom meets my dads new wife. Not sure what to feel but we are eating pizza!
#!

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

Time must pass before you can look back and go "ahh this all makes sense"
#Life #School #Math10 #BeingGrown #ActingGrown #Shawty #Sad2Smile

[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

I know im off when I don't eat pie on pie day and each morning my bed tells me to stay and I listen. My bed is evil.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Four more games on the current homestand. You know what to do, #DubNation...

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[Joseph Lopez @oh_hellolopez]

Asked her to sing me a song so she sent me one...Died