Lisaaaaa

[her.🎀 @luv1bun]

Doctor: “Are you on any birth control?”

Patient: “No.”

Doctor: “Are you using condoms?”

Patient: “No.”

Doctor: “Are you trying to get pregnant?”

Patient: “No.”

silence

Doctor: “…Okay.”

Patient: “…”

Doctor: “So just… no protection at all?”

Patient: “Yeah.”

Doctor: “And no plan for pregnancy either?”

Patient: “Nope.”

long pause

Doctor: “So we’re just… trusting the universe?”

Patient: “Pretty much.”

Doctor: “…I’m going to need a second to process that.”

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

@Dir_Martinsz Make I save to buy akara🤣🤣🤣 chai! Who do us like this nau

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

@Farmexecutive E pap, abi e no pap?

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

@Amarachukwuuu Ohhh free will is such a beautiful thing

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

@Eleojonigwu So beautiful!

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

Effortlessly?

[Doğa Arslan @dogamsi]

Bebeklerinize zahmetsizce elma böyle yedirebilirsiniz ;

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

@chukwu_somaga @gigi_morgan_ Olods core😂😭

[Gabi ⚢ @gabi_crlima]

eu ODEIO fazer xixi menstruada
eu ODEIO tomar banho menstruada
eu ODEIO dormir menstruada
eu ODEIO acordar menstruada
eu ODEIO existir menstruada

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

@Undaratedking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Billionaire in Transit @the_artmosfair]

‘Billing Jean’

W/: @oh_sheettt

Please don’t tag @DONJAZZY 🙏🏽

Just like, comment, share and follow🙂‍↔️❤️

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

@hendrix_marvel @the_artmosfair @DONJAZZY Yes. Me🤧

[kunmi.🫧 @ms_kunmiii]

My top five horror movies:
Belle
Make I carry belle
Make I mistakenly carry belle
Make person give me belle
Make I get belle

[Lindsey Bobbitt @sonorancleaners]

@hell_line0 Because men would get upset that it’s only for women 🤷‍♀️

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

@sonorancleaners @hell_line0 😂😂😂

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

@itslanreee 🤣🤣🤣I’m kuku well rested o

[Lisaaaaa @oh_sheettt]

@Laura_arma_ni Whether I wake up on my own o, whether dem wake me, na still that second one 😭

[Ayomide💕 @Babyxx____]

“When are you going to cook for me?”

[Maryam @hell_line0]

This is it. This. Right here...