Dash

It All Started When My Mom & Dad Got Horny & Decided 2 Have Sex. My Dad Didnt Strap Up, So My Mom Got Pregnant, Their Genes Mixed & 9 Months Lata I Was Born.

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

If you put your cashapp on your page for anything other than business, you are a panhandler.

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

I come on twitter twice a year, every year, do my little few tweets, lie and say I’ll be more active then go ghost 😂

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

My old trainer put me on to @lilbaby4PF heavy! Last week my apartment sent out an email regarding a noise complaint. 😂 I’m weak af! It be my 6am Alexa alarm playing his music and sometimes I don’t get up until 630 😭😭😂

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

It wasn’t a question but I put a question because I need answers 😂

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

But anyway, I’m a Kanye fan.

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

Like... y’all really want us all to think and act the same 😩

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

I don’t understand why we “cancel” people for having an opinion or a certain point of view?

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

@OfficialPLT_CS where is my package?!!!!!!

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

Every year I pop up on twitter, do my 2 tweets for the year and leave. This year im on here... 😂

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

😂

[Alejandro Garcia @VLEX19XX]

After I get my stimulus check, I’m going to be leaving @WellsFargo , it’s been 6 years with y’all and here we are playing games...

[Rich The Kid @richthekid]

I want nothing but positive energy around me

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

No matter how late I am.... I’m stopping at Starbucks ☕️

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

I can’t work too long... after 2 weeks I’m trying to plan a vacation.

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

Oh how I miss Twitter... some things never change. All the men are talking about sports and the women are talking about how men ain’t shhhhh! 😂
#imnotapartofthis

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

What do they say about Libras?

[Arabella @ArabellaGolby]

I believe I have located paradise

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

@CactusJack_6 Lmaooooooo

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

I still have not tried Wendy’s spicy chicken nuggets since the relaunch.

[Keenan Allen @Keenan13Allen]

😂😂😂...tf is going on

[Dash @oh_so_CONCEITed]

These men be so
Mad they can’t finesse me.