Dani 💙

Craft beer • Cats • Books • Theatre • aka @brixpig

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

@hansmollman Have you seen Mae Martin's Feel Good??? Sim vibes and it's amazing!!

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

I somehow missed this even tho I try to stay on top of cucumber related news... bloody outrage!! No one loves cucumber more than me, no one 🤬

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

@Charisimo Yeah I think that's why the choc was good too!! Anything trying to be strawb (or omG, banana) is just fighting a losing battle innit. Haven't had a salted caramel sample but I'll look out for one!

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

A miracle! Finally a protein shake that doesn't taste like literal shite. I knew you would step up for me, chocolate flavour. 🙏🍫

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

Tell you what, when you've only had sips of water for over 4 days, that first sip of apple juice literally tastes like nectar of the gods 😍🤤😭

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

@niknaks15 @MatildaMusical Me neither, only in my dreams!!

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

So excited to hear about @MatildaMusical as a film! One of my all time faves in book and on stage (&indeed original genius film). Obv love &worship Emma T &all her works, but intrigued to see how she Trunchbulls it up. A shame for the amazing Bertie Cavel who is perfect on stage.

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

@catshouldnt @lowercaseluke strong deedee vibes.

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

A metal straw in a glass of iced water is a stroke of genius. Freezing straw, freezing beverage. 👌

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

As a box recipient, can confirm that the contents were rubbish. The same things every week so zero variety, often mouldy veg or damaged food (probs due to the frozen bread defrosting and making it all damp). No way we could have survived on the boxes alone.

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

@JoannaHagan Gorgeous! ❤

[Chris McQueer @ChrisMcQueer_]

Losing my mind over how bad absolutely everything is

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

@jen725 Legendary, thanks for sharing your findings! 🙏🥳

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

@jen725 Yaaaaay thanks for this, everytime I see a teaser ad I've been yelling at the TV "but WHEN?!" 😂 so impatient for it.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

"We gave the PPE contract to a friend"
"Ok and how did that go?"
"Bad"
"Ok so what did you do next"
"We gave the Test and Trace contract to a friend"
"Ok and how did that go?"
"Also bad"
"So learning from this what did you do?"
"We gave the food box contract to a friend"

[Fly🪶 @flockofwords]

@MissFairhurst Because our government is literally run by disaster capitalists and their modus operandi is to seek out opportunities to funnel public moneys to their profiteering mates & donors, while actively sabotaging public institutions like the NHS with a view to privatising everything.

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

@tutubuslatinus @lowercaseluke duplo sheeps! 😍

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

Literally do not understand why people are so bloody DRAMATIC about supermarkets and face masks. It's sensible and reasonable to wear masks and to go alone if poss, given the MASSIVE AMOUNT OF DEATHS that have happened. Just grow the fuck up and be grateful you can go at all.

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

@r_feakes Hahaa drag your mind back to your actual age 😂 have to say I thought the same thing as soon as I posted it but decided to live with it! I would actually quite like to be back in 2008 tbh.

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

I am very much clamouring. I'll take it any time any place, the quicker the better.

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

I hereby clamour for a vaccination at any time of day or night they can give it to me. Anyone care to join me?

[Dani 💙 @ohagandaaz]

My iron supplement medication describes itself as having an 'elderberry smell'. Feels quite spring-like and poetic. Imagine it won't actually be as charming as it sounds...