Owen Haines

Basically a stepping stone to better people.

he/him

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

@haboobagirl

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

@bhainesva That’s right

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

@haboobagirl They really did my boy Gonzo dirty. Unfortunate.

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

@GoblinsNo @DFRSH757 Any updates on this?

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

Where are the other hammerhead type animals at? Would love to mess around with a hammerhead frog/penguin

[ALAB Series @ALABSeries]

vacation place: 'sconsin
sausage: johnsons
chicken: swansons

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

Guy who only knows about bars from the song Piano Man: can I get a uhhh tonic and gin

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

Who up a mouldering in they grave?

[Gene Parmesan @RAzzinaro]

Saddest short story ever

Missed connection: white boy with swag, soulful eyes

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

@SentimentalTuna You know it

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

https://t.co/x0rCgNm8d0 - 18/20 - 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

Fit

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Just discovered the band Silver Jews. Fantastic songs! RIP David Berman.

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

@RVACoffeeStain @SentimentalTuna Heck yeah I do 🙃🙃

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

Kind of a bummer that the World's Fair used to result in dope weird shaped buildings, but the modern version would probably just be Elon Musk digging a stupid tunnel and some ugly monkey posters

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

i can't believe we let her get away with this

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

The prevelance of the phrase "bone dry" really shows how we as a culture have not come to terms with how slimy the inside of the human body is.

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

My man JC probably knew right off the bat that when you're doing the water to wine bit it's gotta be red wine.

[Owen Haines @ohainesva]

if you are in back to back meetings with someone a good joke is always to say long time no see at the beginning of the second meeting, people love that