Swamp Lord

actual ghost, fourth generation clown, cat enthusiast, casual adventurer. she/her

[Swamp Lord @SentimentalTuna]

I don’t think having thoughts is something to be proud of.

[Swamp Lord @SentimentalTuna]

I think it’s worth noting that this guy has NEVER been supported by the majority of Americans. I’ve gone to protests and called and wrote to my politicians - what do we do?

[Swamp Lord @SentimentalTuna]

bought a new bag of clementines and while they are much better than the last ones they aren’t curing me.

[Swamp Lord @SentimentalTuna]

bought a bad bag of clementines and my week is absolutely ruined.

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[Swamp Lord @SentimentalTuna]

I’m always rooting for Amanda Bynes

[໊ @sonohoor]

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Not sure if this counts but Secretariat was considered a biomechanically perfect horse, like to an extent that you couldn't design a better one. He was also well-tempered and easy to train. His Triple Crown speed records remain unbroken 50 years later.

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

sorry bro, not gonna argue with someone whose entire essence would fit into a lesser soul stone

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

We could have had a president who knew about lay on floor time

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

A good time to remind everyone that The Sims 1 originally came with a list of recommend reading, so don't even THINK about loading into Create-a-Sim until you've read Notes on the Synthesis of Form by Christopher W. Alexander

[Swamp Lord @SentimentalTuna]

I think probably the rise in athleisure wear as acceptable everyday clothing has something to do with the release of the movie Nacho Libre.

[Swamp Lord @SentimentalTuna]

my skin care routine? my face gets the same treatment as my cast iron pans.