pretentious binoclard

were just normal men

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

Was at a creek taking photos of frogs when I looked across the water to be met with these eyes about 10 ft away from me

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

@bootypecker It was awesome, they played a tight hour.

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

Saw Geese

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

ah yes the yearly 'whats in our kids candy' psyop. this is my favorite holiday

[Jermaine Wilson | CP24/CTV News @Jerrmainewilson]

#NEW: Video provided to CP24 shows a Toronto father using a magnet to identify a pin concealed inside a piece of Halloween candy collected by his children.

He discovered a total of five affected products.

Full story: https://t.co/xH9uFYZfLI

[Liste @endliste]

I've been getting into bed lately

[Eric Bernhagen @eric_bernhagen]

16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge

[Reverend Andrew, Dudeist Priest 🇵🇸 @Anarcho_Dudeist]

I have long maintained that this is the single funniest thing I've ever seen. Still is.

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

@exhaustdata Im... just like Stoner..

[delaney @halvesreal]

Listening to Drinking Age whilst hungover

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

NL in the morning, Jerma at night

[august @regularaugust]

On message boards, mods would delete threads if you’re just talking about the same annoying topic over and over again. Social media does not have this and that’s why we are in hell

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

@vegetalpuppet me when Im the iron spread cheek ass blowing demon of good fortune

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Every 6 months these guys invent new ways to say that if given the freedom and opportunity they would date and have sex with children. The newest iteration being a kind of flash frame mid 2010s tumblr school girl version of Draco Malfoy is a bit impressive in a psychotic way

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

Oppenheim had to bribe Pattinson with 200 cans of zyn in order to get him for Primetime lmao

[⋆*ken⋆ฺ｡* @glumiken]

hydrated obama be like “let me pee clear”

[katie dey @katie_dey]

joyce carol oates retweeting hideo kojima. scan her into death stranding 3. fuck it

[Janus Films @janusfilms]

Official trailer for CAMERON WINTER AT CARNEGIE HALL. A film by Paul Thomas Anderson.

35mm concert tour begins 11/20.

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

I was put on this earth to read free ebooks

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

@nota0wtf praying for your tailbone you need dat

[pretentious binoclard @ohamlu]

Got Cameron Winters new live vinyl, who tf is this lmao