arquitecto

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[em @shinywiglett]

is there a nude beach for growers? because 💔

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[arquitecto @ohawdri]

coffee so good i had to ride it fr

[c❗️ @cawnner]

Coffee so good I had to ride it

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard in an operating theatre that the scalpels and scissors flew off the table like shrapnel and killed 3 surgeons

[jake @wormpuller]

This is how I'd be moving on love island

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[z4c7 @zackpr05]

My nerd ass soyjacked and screamed when he popped up LMFAO

[debo @killmefam]

Jailbroke my granddads pacemaker and his heart exploded

[jb @sleep487]

You gotta stay gaming bruh dont focus on no girls just stay gaming

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

dying peacefully at age 90 surrounded by family and friends but I got the martyrdom perk so I drop a grenade, spraying everyone in the room's insides all over the walls instantly

[PoeticMelody @PoeticMelody73]

One real conversation and a genuine apology can fix what months of silence can't but that requires ego to take a back seat and most people aren't ready for that.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can’t change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Rome was built in a nanosecond

[27. @dimvji]

it’s never worth the energy let it slide