My_Cold_Witch_Nipples

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[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

Listening to episode 378 of @99piorg and all I want is an album of @romanmars begrudgingly covering classic punk songs to prove his street cred to those who dare to question it.

[Durantula @TweedNJeans]

THIS ALBUM FUCKS!🔥 @anniebooth
https://t.co/HDXTpUF0Lz

[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

@jacktheworm @holdenators because of your blind items I’m now the man furiously yelling Catherine Zeta Jones whilst biking to Target

[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

You guys! Me and @AOC listen to the same pods!

[Rebecca More @rebeccamoreuk]

Vegan Sweet Destroyers!!! With @sophieaslut now off to catch us some dick! 🚗

[Durantula @TweedNJeans]

but then they’ll end up making Hedwig a fucking muppet and giving voldemort a nose or some shit

[Durantula @TweedNJeans]

sayin’ shit like “but they’ll have more time for details the movies didn’t” and “but @netflix / @hulu will do a great job on casting” 🙄

[Durantula @TweedNJeans]

it’s only a matter of time until Harry Potter the Series will be made, and we’ll all be upset about it, and still watch it @jk_rowling

[Durantula @TweedNJeans]

so...i’m just going to point out that @BernieSanders and @themisscocoperu are never in the same room at the same time...#presidentcoco

[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

@jacktheworm THANK YOU FOR CALLING SACRAMENTO NICE AND BEAUTIFUL 😭😭
@TweedNJeans ya see, I’m not the only one. #cityoftrees

[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

@BenKissel how you feeling about mandatory vaccinations or limiting the areas that unvaccinated people are allowed in? I’m in full support of vaccines and see the massive risk to public health that not vaccinating creates, but is there constitutional issue with this?

[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

@TweedNJeans Nah

[Durantula @TweedNJeans]

#UnpopularOpinion
Ramen > Pho
(cause bitch, i’ve only lived off one of these)

[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

@romanmars Girl, preach it

[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

@neiltyson @ActuallyNPH @neilhimself @Neilyoung @NeilDiamond so when that collaboration book, “The Art of the Neil” coming out?

[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

@jacktheworm on Frankie Muniz hosting DWTS Jr. Didn’t he lose his memory and have no recollection of filming Malcom in the Middle? Is he better now? Does he remember being a jerk on Punk’d??

[Durantula @TweedNJeans]

okay, okay, i get it being opinionated or offensive honestly just get you more online attention...conclusion: Rich people shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet #solved

[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

@TSA my mom gave me pancake mix to bring home, but she’s worried that airport security will think I’m smuggling drugs. Will this get confiscated if I bring it in my carry on?

[Vincent Flood @vinnyflood]

Axl Rose is increasingly looking like an uncooperative primary school receptionist.

[My_Cold_Witch_Nipples @ohbenjamin2]

@mark_mcgrath I posted a memorial picture of Burt Reynold’s Cosmo centerfold on @instagram and it got taken down. @MarioLopezExtra posted the same photo and it’s still up. Am I being cheated? #StandForSomething