🌾ley

🌾 ɪ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴮᴵᵀᵀᴱᴿᴮᴸᵁᴱ +18 for shipping (writer is an adult) SFW only and mv 🥯//blue sky fanon here!🌤🦄🌾

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

“𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘪 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝙙𝙞𝙚!”

•𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝟮
•𝗯𝗶 (𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗺)
•𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘃𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀
•𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗶𝗱

+18

RT? ☆

#PORTALRP #OPENRP #HALFLIFERP

[wheatley bot @wheatleyquotes]

First thing I noticed about you: 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button.

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

@mutemorality <him in his hundreds of years existing. Or even tolerate him for that matter. He wasn’t used to it but he felt giddy to say the least.

“Uh… Thanks for that.. by the way.. I know I’m not always the easiest bloke to deal with..”

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

@mutemorality “Right.. left brain.. uh.. Yeah, of course. I am.. aware.”

His cheeks flush slightly with embarrassment, but the validation of hearing she did in fact actually care about him does get a wide smile out of him. Especially seeing how only one other sentient being ever cared about>

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

are you tired of my bullshit yet? yes? well too bad, this is my default setting

[wheatley bot @wheatleyquotes]

Give him some sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun.

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

“Well… For starters; I care about you… and you seem to care about me too..”

[Morality @mutemorality]

She blinks, thinking that over for a moment before signing,

"How am I different?"

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

goofy ass giggling intensifying

[𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥. 🏳️‍⚧️ @xtoostubborn]

awww.. what a dork.

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

nah, it’s all good. he’s giddy.

[𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥. 🏳️‍⚧️ @xtoostubborn]

..oops?

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

I’m not so sure about that..

But you’re different.

[Morality @mutemorality]

If nothing else, I suppose us in Aperture are sort of a family. In some.. odd way.

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

AH-!

covers face-!!

[𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥. 🏳️‍⚧️ @xtoostubborn]

kiss you on the top of the head

[evermore lyrics bot @evermorebot]

she's still 23 inside her fantasy, and you're sitting in front of me

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

Oh! Oh! I wanna dress up!

[Morality @mutemorality]

Halloween.
Human beings dress up in strange costumes and hand out free candy. It's.. bizarre.

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

I don’t know…?

Seeing how we don’t really have families… or… whatever..

It’s dumb. I’m dumb.

[Morality @mutemorality]

Why would I think that? I'm more than aware of how much I nag at others, but.. it's necessary. Most of the time, anyway.

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

what is this…. Halloweewee

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

is held

🥺🥺🥺

[𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥. 🏳️‍⚧️ @xtoostubborn]

it’s okay i’ll hold you

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

Really?

…You don’t think it’s… stupid?

[Morality @mutemorality]

I don't mind. It's rather endearing, really.

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

JUST KIDDING!

but i did falled over…

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

…..

I-

No? Don’t be silly-!

[Morality @mutemorality]

Do you see me as a mother figure, Wheatley?

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

FUCK

[🌾ley @ohbitterblue]

AUGH-!

Uh-!

I meant… Something else.. Uh..

[Morality @mutemorality]

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Mum?