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[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse

ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

[Elle | fuck 🧊 free 🇵🇸 @floatawaywitme]

(Scooby doo unhooking your bra) “ruh roh! rig raturals”

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

stand for the baja kneel for the blast

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

"Mundane Halloween" returns!

It's that time of year again, when Japanese website @dailyportalz holds its annual contest to dress up as something super ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2024 contest!

[Ryan Swen/孫天行/Sun Tien-hsing @swen_ryan]

Congratulations to MEGALOPOLIS, a film where the mayor gets vociferously booed in almost every single scene he's in public, for beginning its theatrical release on the exact right week

[Joe, vessel. @thefeudalspirit]

POV: you see a pretty lady

[Mike @mhc_76]

Mets are clearly fighting a deep intense battle between being the team of destiny and being the New York Mets. It's fascinating to watch.

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

sentenced to tiny cone jail for heinous crime of suckling on own genitals and giving himself a UTI

[Alex Muresianu @ahardtospell]

says so much about where society is

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Another unconscionable lie from Tim Walz:

In 2017 Tim was reportedly at a friend’s house and said, “Welp, I gotta head out.” But then stood in the entry way to chat for another 75 minutes!

Which is it Tim? Do you “gotta head out” or not??

[sunshine girl lindsy @lindsybunn]

im crying americans get their own line 😭

[ultima victorianarum @njsilvadyne]

every european election:
🔵 The People's Democrats (center-right) - 31%
🔴 Soviet Worker's Party (center/center-left) - 22%
⚫️ Citizen's Forum (fascist) - 19%
🟠 Wow! (center) - 11%
🟣 Friendship Is Magic (left) - 9%
🟢 Green Party - 8%

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

you: cartoonish, no eyebrows, probably putting the pizza in the oven wrong

me: refined, mustachioed, a craftsman

[Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) @RossWBermanIV]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
-Return To Innocence
-Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)
-all the other great songs in this Pure Moods collection, yours for only $15.99 on cassette or $17.99 on CD with S+H

[big pale tone 🤌 🍝 @BigPaleTone]

Can’t believe this is how he is selling people on the idea of a woman president. Smh.

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

19 weeks

[LONG LIVE DOLPH🐐🕊 @villaincrab]

Saw this on the toilet at work, I was crying bro

[Max @maxtmcc]

okay you’ve gotta admit how funny it is that Kamala Harris’ poll numbers really do suggest her campaign is unburdened by what has been