Rizz Khalifa

Habitual Line-Stepper. Gator belts, patty melts and Monte Carlos.

[Rizz Khalifa @ohdidyounow]

@Genesis_NLT

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I don’t have to watch sports because the men I follow on here make damn sure to tweet about it 🫡

[Rizz Khalifa @ohdidyounow]

Smoking weed and making french onion pasta at 6:30AM was not on my bingo card for the day

[Rizz Khalifa @ohdidyounow]

Sick, both the cold and gnarly kind

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Might fuck around and get some new piercings today

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I have relapsed

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@KingOfCantSleep Call me I’m bored

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Me: I fell out of bed
@KingOfCantSleep: you dumb bitch

[Rizz Khalifa @ohdidyounow]

@KingOfCantSleep When did you get verified

[Rizz Khalifa @ohdidyounow]

@KingOfCantSleep Yes

[Rizz Khalifa @ohdidyounow]

@Quadripolar_B I never once saved a number from That Period Of My Life so you gotta call me

[Rizz Khalifa @ohdidyounow]

Please don’t ask for nudes if you voted for trump, you can see a pussy in the mirror every day

[coke zero @bump_of_zero]

Babe that’s just my friend who gives me boners I can’t block her

[Rizz Khalifa @ohdidyounow]

Seeing Citizen in Norfolk tonight, can’t believe I just..fucking forgot about it

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I’m so glad I started smoking weed again holy shit

[yuno @yunossaa]

How do niggas beat resident evil games im in this bitch terrified

[Rizz Khalifa @ohdidyounow]

@Tornado_Tiffy I had one, it won’t shit

[Rizz Khalifa @ohdidyounow]

I got that shot in my ass to keep me from drinking and that shit still hurts