Boaty McBoatface

Can I pet your dog?

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Very impressed with WA state governor @WAStateGov speech and especially WA state attorney general @AGOWA Brown...first time in days I don't feel completely gaslit by public officials!

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@chiIIum @MattFinnFNC They are for kids who wet the bed

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@DerrickEvans4WV You treat your wife like that?

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@katya_zamo @LindseyGrahamSC 😵

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@bennet28212 @realDonaldTrump Starting to think?! Could have tried that before the last election.

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@perrydawg57 @realDonaldTrump Haha good.

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@Slowphiveo52059 @realDonaldTrump DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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@FloridaConserv1 @realDonaldTrump Hahaha NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!

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@blakescaff @realDonaldTrump *you're

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@ehsleeta What typo? Looks perfect to me! Congratulations ✨💍✨

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@TroyDot I wanna watch this whole series with your commentary 😂😂

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@clhubes NOT your fault. Healthy wishes for your family

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@NPR @MsRebeccaBlack Ewwww at the moldy dirty shower

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@clhubes Lol wtf.

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@LaurenKIRO7 @KIRO7Seattle @ToysForTots_USA You really look like Kate Middleton in this picture!

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@clhubes Pretty much just pie! Don't sweat it mama ❤️❤️

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[tiffany @normaltiffany]

theres a woman that comes onto my work, she’s defo in her 30s, and every tuesday she buys 7 different celebrity gossip sleazy tabloid mags like im talking the national enquirer, OK! etc. she says that she reads a diff one in the bath every night of the week with a cigarette

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@CRRJA5 He looks like he swan dived into bronzer

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@girIfaiI 💞Keith💞
Ned can kick rocks.

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@cc5191 Yeah, we saw him in Omaha in 2017. It was surreal, in a bad way 😬