The “haunted house” that makes you sign a waiver and claims to give you $20K if you can complete it, this is just a part of the waiver they make you sign - continued
There’s an awkward age period for girls and their dads to go out in public alone together. You can tell people are trying to figure out if the relationship is father-daughter, sugar daddy and baby, or boyfriend and girlfriend. I try to say “Dad!” in an annoyed tone a lot.