Paige Consoletti

[Paige Consoletti @ohheypaigee]

Hey friends. Take a minute to stop looking at your phone while you're walking and appreciate the world around you. And stop walking into me.

[marco¹⁴ @RT3NENBAUM]

“alpine scammed us!! wheres the pink camo!!” first of all, why are you trusting the french???

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Drivers once they hit the roundabout #F1

[lynne ♡ @formulalynne]

they should take it one step farther and make the drivers do a full circle around the roundabout

[ray @ln4norris]

(real) footage of lando inside his car doing overtake after overtake

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Nobody:

Daniel Ricciardo at Austin #USGP

[Paige Consoletti @ohheypaigee]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 SHIMMER #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“i’ll tell you later” tell me right now or imma throw up

[Onward State @OnwardState]

Man in the arena.

[Britt ~ fan acc @taysrep89]

taylor swift did NOT write champagne problems, right where you left me, tolerate it, ivy and coney island for y’all to sleep on evermore

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

I love that Alabama’s entire argument was basically “but we’re Alabama” and they expected it to work.

[Paige Consoletti @ohheypaigee]

@shookswiftie 5/19. About $1800 for 2 VIP Karma is my Boyfriend tickets in section A3. Ticket itself was $749 for 1.

[Spotify @Spotify]

And before the clock could even strike midnight on October 22nd, Taylor Swift broke the record for most-streamed album in a single day in Spotify history. Congratulations, @taylorswift13 ♥️

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i don’t irish exit, i american withdraw (make a big show about leaving and then linger indefinitely)

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Canada's police are fining the truckers for "excessive honking," and yet Canada geese continue their lawless mayhem.

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

what if the national anthem was “everytime we touch” by cascada? I would like that

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

people will go to great lengths to not admit they’re dating someone stupid, like my friend just said her boyfriend is “quirky” because he gets “confused when restaurant menus have a lot of words” and it’s like, ma’am, are you saying HE CANNOT READ???

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Why don’t you go cry about it” nice try idiot but I already did that