ella mayo

person of walmart

[Russell “Lebron” Jordan @RJordan25pc]

Liked the ig story. Now all she has to do is reach out to me and plan a date

[ella mayo @cardboardlover2]

why would i wait for heaven when just outside it’s a technicolored earth

[⟡°. ⋆༺𖤓༻⋆. °⟡ @sighswoon]

Return to Self September

[ella mayo @cardboardlover2]

sorry about that. poodle coming through

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

in my room having 4 years worth of thoughts in 5 minutes

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

No worries you fucking bitch

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive

[ethan @lil_eath]

the character being urban outfitters show room

[jimmy, (aside from her not doing it) @tuffluffjimmy]

Nothing quite like the rush of telling someone there’s no military discount and then not thanking them for their service

[J A Y @jayyy_89]

Leave the festival tickets in the cart and buy some new tires baby girl

[martha @justmartha29]

you seem pretty online for a girl so employed

[ella mayo @cardboardlover2]

snap that back like a graham cracker

[rottencupcake🧁 @3rottencupcak3]

I gotta go missing or something bro

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Instagram be finding ppl you just seen at the red light

[mick @mickidiot]

I’m addicted to spending $14

[karma 🛸 @karmaagenius]

bo burnham i am fond of you because you’re making phoebe happy for the first time in her life

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

i can not fix you good luck tho

[sarah 🌿 @ferriswheelb0]

life comes at you fast

[jainormis @jainormis]

i was honorably discharged from the afters last night

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit