steezus

[Lou Ratchett @LouRatchett]

When ya coworker tryna kick it with you off the clock 😂

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

“I will invest $400 a month into the S&P 500 for 30 years and retire by 65.”

[steezus @OhHeySteez]

5 days off work , paid too . In this economy? Crazy

[steezus @OhHeySteez]

🔥

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after i sang the wrong lyrics out loud

[steezus @OhHeySteez]

Waking up early got me craving a Philly cheesesteak at 9am

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

"Te ríes de puras estupideces".

Las cosas que veía de niño:

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me trying to sleep after turning $250 into $5000 then back to $0

[360noscope420blazeit 🎮 @360NoScope]

2007-2012
THE GOLDEN ERA OF CALL OF DUTY

IF YOU WERE THERE, YOU’D UNDERSTAND

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

This is why customer service is completely dead.

​A guy just wants $40 on Pump 12. Instead, he gets held hostage by a frontline meltdown. The cashier screams for "Kesha," throws herself on the floor, and acts like she's fighting a war instead of ringing up gas.

​The customer is so exhausted he literally offers to buy a Red Bull just to get her to do her job. When did we start tolerating this level of unhinged behavior in public?

​If you can't handle a cash register without throwing a toddler tantrum, you shouldn't be behind the counter.

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Slot machines when you win .75 cents:

[❤🖤❤🖤 @Julssszz1]

😂😂😂

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

White people when the joint got Apple Fritters

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

In Insidious (2010), that first glimpse of the red-faced demon still hits like a shockwave.

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

Probably fuck the shit out of it

[AI Slop @AIslop_]

Dripwarts the School of Drip.