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[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

@Delta leaving me sitting in the airport again, please cancel my credit cards :)

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

@hannnyb You’re so dramatic. Just move to the literal furthest city in the continental US like I did

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

A teacher who was murdered in the Uvalde shooting last week, and her husband who died the next day of a grief heart attack, had their funerals today. Then 3 active shootings happened simultaneously tonight, and we had to decide whether to feature all 3 or focus on the deadliest.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

if you watch one thing today make it this

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

@hannnyb Us at taco bell

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

@urleastfav But actually where is this from

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

One time I drove to the “Arrivals” area because I was arriving to the airport… to get on a flight

[helena riley @freshhel]

Being a little stupid is soooo stressful when the airport is involved

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

@justseikes Penny is literally the next best thing

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

whenever I’m on social media and lose faith in humanity I just imagine what the facebook posts would look like when the vaccines for smallpox or polio rolled out

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

@Pchazz12 I would rather be that close to a poisonous tornado

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

@Pchazz12 BRO

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

@ScooterMcgavinn In my defense it was after I heard him leave

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

A couple days ago I called 911 because a man came into my apartment (obviously it ended up fine) but I waited 5 minutes to call bc I was afraid of being dramatic and then I put the operator on mute so I could brush my hair and wash my face before the cops came.

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

In summary if I ever am actually targeted I will not survive but my corpse will look fresh

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

@hannnyb @justseikes ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

@hannnyb 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Just took my daughter to her Kindergarten orientation & we had to show a vaccine passport for her admission. Let that sink in. The Govt is forcing kids to show vaccine passports.

Wait...wait my wife is telling me this has been going on for a century & is how we eradicated polio.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

the outpouring love & support I’ve received has made me realize I’m more than my accomplishments and gymnastics which I never truly believed before. 🤍

[kristenjohnson @ohhkayjay]

I AM NOT OK