Noah Howell

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

@knicks_tape99 The dance you do when you wading into the water and it's cold on the d**k tip.

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

Saw a little kid teaching his two younger brothers how to shotgun a can of mountain dew yesterday. That's when I knew I was in east Tennessee.

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

@Leland_Jerome They got little straws in their snake pockets

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

@TheRock They searched how many times, "sexy" was used to describe prince william on the internet, but did they check to see how many times fugly was also used?

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

How in the cinnamon toast f*ck does this happen - when Larry David clearly has a pulse?!?!
#demandingrecount ☑️😊

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

@BarackObama America has a major mental health issue that no one wants to address especially not the government. It's easier just to blame it on guns, and it helps with the political agenda too.

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

@BarackObama You know what fine just ban them. I hope the American people are happy with what's soon to come. The shootings didn't stop during covid it's just that the media now can blow up these stories for extreme gun control laws now that democrats have majority again.Happens every time

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

Raise the minimum wage to fifteen dollars? Big companies have a solution to that, more computers doing human jobs, more kiosks, less employees to pay. Smaller business can't afford that shit they're gonna have to fire people or go out of business. But just keep printing that 💵🤷

[Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_]

Hold on to “text me when you get there” people.

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

Though 2020 has been a heartbreaking and devastating year for my family. God has blessed me with an engagement to my beautiful fiancée @mal_pal_murray, another job, a church family, and protection, but most importantly He is drawing me closer to Him.

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

@EvanAKilgore Yes but only few are intelligent enough to see the evidence or care for that matter.

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

@KamalaHarris Blame Trump for everything. I personally had covid and so did many of my family and friends, including my two immune compromised grandparents who are hospitalized, do I blame the president? No because that is ridiculous logic. I'm sure you and Joe could handle it so much better💩

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

Y'all acting like voter fraud and rigged elections is a conspiracy theory and not possible.😂 It's been going on since the dawn of our nation. This one, however, is on a scale we have never seen
Contentious presidential elections that came before 2020 https://t.co/BymDHy64ax

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

I woke up from a nap to sleepy Joe biden pulling ahead substantially and setting new voting records.😮 Looks like I was the sleepy one and hair sniffer Joe has been hard at work.

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

Religion of Green https://t.co/oNglN3tk4d

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

Watching the debates last night and the moment that fly landed on Pence's head, I said. "An let the fly memes begin."

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

@JoeBiden You were the worst VP we've ever had.

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

All you had to do is be silent Trump. Joe biden is his own worst enemy, he would have defeated himself in the debate 😤

[Ace @Workz_studios]

@johncwingfield That was actually Biden that said that.

[Noah Howell @ohhowell_no]

I wanna see Kayleigh McEnany debate Kamala Harris or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.