Jess

Black ass momma. White ass daddy.

[. @VellBenjiii]

If I sneak a picture of you & my flash come on ima punch the fuck out you

[Jess @ohiohellchild_]

My pasta salad is really killin it at the family function

[Jess @ohiohellchild_]

Me when someone decides to start shit with me bc now the evil bitch within gets to come out to play

[The AHS Zone @AHSZone]

“Scary Movie 6” is rumored to be parodying the streaming era of horror and is said to prominently feature characters named “Nurse Ratchett” and “Tuesday.”

[Connie Graves 🏳️‍⚧️ @SporkGraves]

Oh okay I’ll go fuck myself then I guess

[Jess @ohiohellchild_]

@plantladygreen @DiscussingFilm 👀👀👀

[latke @latkedelrey]

he already does

[jynx @jynxbby]

i stand on my crashouts, i should have done more actually

[Jess @ohiohellchild_]

@plantladygreen @DiscussingFilm I am officially SAT

[Jess @ohiohellchild_]

I filled my water bottle & still accidentally left the house without it & not to be dramatic but I kinda wanna kill myself

[long highland 🍹 @OH_k__]

Are you even really besties if you don’t have gay allegations?

[Jess @ohiohellchild_]

Jimmy Taco keeps taking my lines.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[ThickyRicky @theeRicoTaquito]

Omg they’re looking for you

[Jess @ohiohellchild_]

When you take your first bite of food for the day at 5:47pm

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

“DONT PISS ME OFF” is heavy in my vocabulary 🤣.

[Jess @ohiohellchild_]

@kayladamnn I just know I could fit him in my pocket

[Jess @ohiohellchild_]

"I dated a rich guy for a week once. He had a Porsche......AND ANOTHER PORSCHE!" - @AhotgirlxD