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I'm online sometimes

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@DougDougFood It's the categories that do it for me

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Ah heck - My last words someday, probably.

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@peta @Dexerto You can't euthanize the video game cow so I'm not sure why you're here. stop creeping around, @peta you won't accomplish your weird self righteous delusions here.

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Imagine if I were funny. Amazing.

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If I don't do the Wordle at 2:00am in bed while I can't sleep, the day is guaranteed to be an awful disaster.

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We all know y'all will slap my Mariners around if we both make the playoffs but could you guys help us both out to reach that? Yeesh.

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I hate the Yankees but can you guys not play like shit and please beat the Rangers one of these games what the hell.

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I dream of entering a comment section on a gaming post without seeing piss babies do piss baby shit. Just let people like things my gosh you guys it's not cool to be a hater y'all just look like losers.

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@smollypom Dang bro fine I'll try jeez.

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Making all the AI models out there talk with each other until they kiss.

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Got a blank fortune cookie so I decided to be a bit of a silly goose and write a super epic fortune and the pen exploded all over my new shirt and pants. Is it over for me?

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@jonnittiFGC I'm currently staying with my dad and it's because I lived somewhere where I made okay money but still couldn't afford rent without roommates so I moved somewhere with a lower cost of living and now I make half of what I did and still can't afford a place still. 🥲

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Still waiting for the 5 second craft short that fixes my life.

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Why is it that whenever I see someone dancing like....mechanically. Like a robot but not THE robot, it makes me physically ill? 😭

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I don't mean to get political but avocados actually kind of suck.

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The struggle between wanting to maintain a level of professionalism in a public facing profile and wanting to post about how I hope I'm haunted by a hot ghost is way more difficult than it should be.

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Really just on this app because I love to make my girlfriend laugh and I'm pretty sure she's catching on that I'm rotating sillies™️ because I'm out of material.

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I completely missed the boat on the OG Final Fantasy Tactics so I'm pretty excited for that re-release later this year

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Mariners games give me too much anxiety some days I swear.

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I won't be satisfied until every online conflict is resolved via individual personal AI that each person has and trains like a pokemon to do their online disputes.