Jason J

TV writer. Lame dad. Deadbeat championer. Portland native. Pluviophile. Cats rule. Melankolsk norsk. #LandBack #RipCity

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@SenSanders @RashidaTlaib Why pass aid money while we pay for the bombing of innocent Palestinians? How about we don’t find terror and THEN we can help people.

This idea of funding the arsonist and the fire department simultaneously is pathetic. Do better. #CeaseFireNow

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@KirstinTVnews Is the shiv okay?

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@SummerGary3 @ambernoelle Appears so. Times like these you’re glad your parents aren’t a billionaire/life coach couple.

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@SummerGary3 @ambernoelle Agreed. Mom may could have had something to do with it too. Poor kid.

[no, pepsi is NOT okay @fosterdadlance]

@AmeshiaCross The mom may have also pushed the son to go for personal growth. She is a psychologist and life coach who has the quote below on the front page of her life coaching biz site. Hard to escape the pressure of parents like this.

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@rachel_berc Congrats, Rachael! It’s so impressive you were able to fight through it. It’s the hardest thing in the world. You’re a powerful person.

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@UweBollocks I’m old and I’ve literally never seen this before in my life. What the hell?

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@ITYSL Was not expecting to go down a Margo Guryan rabbit hole today. She’s incredible. Big thank you to whoever had the idea to include her song.

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@BrynnTannehill You’re incredible, Brynn. 👍🏼

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@PearlDerringer Bought! Can’t wait to hear the rest of the songs!

[Pearl Derringer @PearlDerringer]

🚨 Album Out Today! 🚨
Our full album, "Pearl Derringer - The Fool", is out finally!
https://t.co/kOTwE1RCD0

Here's a snippet of "Run (Get Out of This Place)".

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

I mean, come on.

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

https://t.co/oB10VqcvEV brings me so much joy

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@The_Big_Quiet I have two high schoolers. They assault me with “Bro” and “Girl” in equal, infinite amounts.

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@MarkDuplass @criterionchannl Literally invaluable old-school advice.

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@washingtonpost Indict him asap. If there is evidence, charge all these crooks.

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@KOINNews cop?

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@dannarebb @LeftistHank Love these. I remember a kid in middle school being called gay because he had a freshly sharpened pencil. Of course the slanderer then borrowed the pencil and refused to give it back. The big G insults flew fast and furious in those days.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Donald Trump has now been arrested more times than I have.

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@MelissaKahn7 Air filters for a 2002-2006 Hyundai Accent and I am not happy with this contest.

[Jason J @ohjasonj]

@rachel_berc Nobody should ask that even if it looks like a 140 week baby