ohmightear

Contribute to the SEAR project ( by tweeting your slips with #ohmightear
e.g. "She said 'the ear' :: I heard 'the year' #ohmightear"

[Univ.-Prof. Dr. Kevin Tang @tang_kevin]

米奇老鼠 said：「我地要搵小鼠工具捉返晒啲煲呔呀！」 :: Fianna Lam heard :「我地要搵小鼠工具捉返晒啲仆街呀！」 (English Loanword > Cantonese) #ohmightear (https://t.co/dUkhoupqpV )

[Univ.-Prof. Dr. Kevin Tang @tang_kevin]

"Sip Bacardi like it's your birthday!" :: "Seppuku like it's my birthday?" (Spkr: R (Male) channeling 50 Cent, Hearer: T(Female))#ohmightear

[ohmightear @ohmightear]

Mondegreens - Yahoo Health (May 26, 2015) https://t.co/Tm9OeGK2ii

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Publications https://t.co/pPYol52DqX

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

Italian said: dry eyes and blurred vision :: I heard: dried ice and blurred vision. #ohmightear

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

I said: Paris St Germain (meaning our tour guide dressed in that shirt) :: She heard: Harry San G'man (thinking I knew his name) #ohmightear

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

She said: The little lychee things are good :: I heard: I didn't like cheating the good #ohmightear Puzzling chat in hotel room to bathroom.

[ohmightear @ohmightear]

David Bowie : Making love with a seagull http://t.co/mAEk8wsDfn

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

I said: chopped bacon. :: She heard: chocolate bacon. #ohmightear

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

He said: atmosphere :: I heard: James here #ohmightear stupid mistake to make-who expects ITV footy commentators to get foreign names right?

[ohmightear @ohmightear]

"Clap along" :: "Grab a lung" -- Context: Pharrell Williams song #ohmightear

[ohmightear @ohmightear]

"(Name) is an Ng Choo patient" :: "(Name) is intubated" -- Context was ICU handover #ohmightear

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

I saw a Berlin gas station sign that read 'luft/wasser'. I read it fine, but in my head thought 'luftwaffer'. Virtual ear slip #ohmightear

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

He said (of a bottle of coke): I don't feel it's gonna be enough :: I heard: I don't feel scurvy enough #ohmightear

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

I heard: do you want me to pull that down for you? #ohmightear part two

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

She said (offering a spoon to someone with a coffee): do you want me to cool that down for you? #ohmightear part one

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

He said: a massive bloke :: he heard: massive bulk. #ohmightear

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

She (German) said: Alex hier ist die schlussel :: I (English) heard: Alexi ist die schlussel. Alex + Alexi = my cousins. #ohmightear

[Roberta Wickham @HRHRoberta]

She (American) said: Those encyclopaedic editions :: I heard: those encyclopaedic Egyptians. Pub chat. #ohmightear