Don Pool

Fan of dope shit

[Don Pool @ohnaurrrrrr]

@ProjectLincoln @jaketapper when’s the book about this coming out jackass

[ManILoveFrancisco @metsmafia12]

@Slangdini Secret service when they seen Shams;

[Don Pool @ohnaurrrrrr]

@KyleMarcus_ @KarthikForTexas @soapboxheroin Crypto enthusiast calling someone else retarded. Lmaooo

[ASHA @asha_shar]

Now this is an XBOX!

[Don Pool @ohnaurrrrrr]

@CultureCrave @asha_shar

[Don Pool @ohnaurrrrrr]

@FallonTonight @ScaryMovie Raw

[Don Pool @ohnaurrrrrr]

@RyanTour @_Boomhauer It’s technically not even a reboot. It’s a continuation

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Raj Goyle @RajGoyle]

This had real bite. I told my daughter to go to bed and she invoked the EO below to overrule me and watch until the end. Elections have consequences.

[Don Pool @ohnaurrrrrr]

@HunterBiden @swanson_derve @JaulaDePerreo

[Don Pool @ohnaurrrrrr]

@DelSpooner_ @MikeBeauvais I was going to say “4th and Long” but this is better

[Lipo @LipoNBA]

Ainda pensando muito nisso aqui...

#PorVida

[Sukh Brar @JustSukh]

This explain why Kuzma never turned into a star. Literally too stupid.

[𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝ𓇼 @flowwithkel]

A little white kid performing Project Pat at a Mexican establishment in a room full of black people is the most American thing you will ever see 🇺🇸

[Steve Hartman @SteveHartmanCBS]

I see some of you are discovering our talented friend, Samuel, for the first time :)

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

There are children on this app

I think it's extremely dangerous to potentially expose them to watching the Arizona Cardinals play football

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

me and bro getting ready to go down a water slide

[Eric D. Bolton | Creator of Things @EricDBolton]

@acervo_wemby