thanks i hate it

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I don’t think I’m the main character, but I’m definitely a trauma bonded side quest.

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The most realistic part of #TheMenu was when chef asked if the fryer was still on before saying yes to fries.

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Is gluten free bread getting better or is my spirit just broken?

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I think the most confusing part about me is that I’m everyone’s token emo/spooky girl with the Halloween birthday.

But I actually hate this holiday. I can’t escape it, and it makes me want to die.

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Apparently telling someone you want to isolate, cry, and do drugs isn’t an appropriate response when they ask how you’re celebrating your birthday.

I thought it was ✨my day✨

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9 years ago my mom thought I was looking kind of down so she sent me on a last minute trip to Ireland with her travel group for my birthday.

I miss her so much.

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Did anyone else get iron giant vibes from the last rings of power episode? https://t.co/tKWnzKYsGx

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I’m slowly realizing how mean I actually am, and now there’s a new reason to hate myself.

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when I’m drinking at a bar and spilling tea, I try to talk loud enough that the bartender can listen if they want. it’s called being considerate

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My toxic trait as a Subaru driver is that when it rains, I don’t really slow down or drive differently. I just sing “scuba-scuba-woo!” to the tune of Scooby Doo while speeding

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idk how to feel about this @HotMulligan

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Being a high functioning depressive is really hard because when your baseline is awful, what happens when you’re actually at terrible?

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My current fashion style is completely covered with see-thru fabric. catch me layering lace/mesh pieces and calling it a fit

[gabitha. @igabitha]

am i actually mad at you or am i really just mad at myself for believing in you when all signs pointed to run.

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online dating is going great, thanks for asking

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So many people are telling me to watch the bear on Hulu, and I tried. But I can’t relive the trauma and chaos of work while I’m trying to decompress from work.

Congratulations on making a show that actually feels like a restaurant. I hate it.

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If you’re proudly flying a drumpf flag next to an American flag on your obnoxious car this weekend, you’re not a patriot. You’re a loud bigot announcing your cult allegiance.

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This week on skincare—I chose my cleanser because the brand publicly severed ties with a conservative influencer.

Whatever it takes to narrow down the options.

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I’m still thinking about the comment someone left last year to skip dessert because my chocolate sauce tasted like Hershey’s.

First of all, thank you. That’s what I was aiming for.
Second of all, I use Valrhona so fuck you.

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I’m a pastry chef at a restaurant. What’s stopping me from leaving comments on reviews?