Robert Denton III

Writer of speculative fiction, pulp, and tabletop RPGs. Graphic Designer. Obscure Prince reference.
I wrote a LOT of L5R fiction. A lot. Too much?

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

One of the best features of the old forums and message boards: someone would post something to the board and you wouldn’t notice. Sometimes for hours! You would just keep enjoying your day without seeing it

[Chaosium @Chaosium_Inc]

STATEMENT FROM SUZANNE STAFFORD AND CHAOSIUM REGARDING A RECENT AI-GENERATED ARTICLE ABOUT CHAOSIUM FOUNDER GREG STAFFORD 🧵

Chaosium and the Stafford Estate are disappointed in 4 Pillar Games’ recent decision to post an AI-generated “historical archive article”...

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[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

I give my thanks to those who reached out to congratulate me on this fiction, I am grateful for your kind words, but I regret to inform you that I did not write this - I think it’s a different Robert Denton. :)

[Warlord: Saga of the Storm @WarlordCCG]

The Corvit’s grin was otherworldly. “I can teach you to channel fire into the vestiges of the storm as it leaves the body... here, in the belly of this sleeping mountain lies enough power to grant your heart's desire. You only need learn to wake it.” 🌩️

https://t.co/owoX9fhNWc

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

Between The Boys and The Amazing Digital Circus, this is a tough week for folks who don't understand the media they're watching.

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

I actually don't think there's anything wrong with taking GLP-1s to lose weight.
I do think it's *interesting* how so many body-positive influencers, who previously said looks didn't matter & different sizes should be celebrated, started taking GLP-1s the very second they could.

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

The point of the Red vs Blue Button thought experiment is to demonstrate: 1) game theory is largely incompatible with ethics; 2) the value of voluntary standards.
Of course Internet folks would rather miss that and divide each other into factions they can demonize for engagement.

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

@brad_duren No shame! I've been there myself too!
It's the Internet, truly a trap for all of us, haha

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

I really hope folks are as mad at real GOP representatives as they are at this satirical account.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Getting Iran to pay the cost of maintaining the toll on the Strait of Hormuz is the art of the deal. We never had that before this war

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

@tesla_hillbilly It's a satirical account trying to prove that it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views because folks can't clock them as fake and don't double-check if they are real.
Dunno how reassuring that is, but now you're in-the-know.
https://t.co/sJwxSBhvAE

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

@brad_duren Just in case you're not in the know:
https://t.co/sJwxSBhvAE

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

it is friday, march 13, 2020. global markets are in freefall. President Trump declares a national emergency over the covid pandemic.

it is friday, march 13, 2026.

[vo @vanillaopinions]

not to constantly relitiage this but the difference between a republican administration and a democratic administration this time around meant 800,000 people needlessly died from foreign aid cuts

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

I mean, I think it's pointless, because I don't buy my pans to look fancy, use them to cook my food. And frankly, my house has too many mirrors already.
But I do plenty of other pointless stuff that doesn't hurt anything, so who am I to toss eggs? Just don't forget to season it.

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

My culinary teachers & grandparents would have considered this heresy.
But this is how pre-1950s cast iron pans were sold. It does not affect heat distribution and it can still be seasoned. This pan works just fine.
I personally wouldn't do it, but hey, some folks need a project.

[DACHSHUND IS DEAD @FalconryFinance]

There's a fucked up group of men online who have mirror polished their cast iron skillets and they're cooking eggs and other things on it and they're just BREAKING ALL THE FUCKING RULES

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

@allgarbled It's real, but it's not the cozy hot chocolate holiday as portrayed in the US. It's more like Iceland Black Friday.

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

@BigRoboLad It takes a certain type of molten hatred for milquetoast midwesterners to reproduce these details in such subtle mockery. It's very good.
https://t.co/zAl28ANoz8

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

If you're 25+ years old and grew up in Kentucky, your state was ranked 45 out of 50 in education level while you were in school, and U.S. civics was not a mandated course. Just in case you were wondering why grown adults living in KY think they have a say in the NYC election.

[Michael Adams, KY Secretary of State @KYSecState]

We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry.

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

New L5R Halloween fiction by Yours Truly
https://t.co/RObvWCABVd
Read it here, or listen to the excellent rendition by Heather Jinmaku!

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

Just one more time before I die, I want my country’s elected governing body to be absent of anyone who has ever received the Stone Cold Stunner.

[Robert Denton III @ohnospooky]

When they restart the government, they're going to get a blinky question mark on the screen.