sam

Sometimes I art. Will cross the street to pet a dog. Probably a real human. she/her. 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

[sam @ohshitsam]

When I was a kid I thought adulthood looked like a good job, fancy dinners & lipstick.

Tonight it looks like a spoon & a tub of hummus

[sam @ohshitsam]

Wanted to draw a quick Luz after finishing season 3 of #TheOwlHouse
Damn, what a great show.

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@P_M_Prometheus @jenn_woodall

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2021 is knowing how to have an anxiety attack during a zoom meeting without anyone finding out.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

I want what he has [a little pumpkin]

[sam @ohshitsam]

How to flirt during the pandemic:

1) compliment their mask and then quickly walk away
2) wink in morse code from across the room
3) offer them some of your hand sanitizer and then immediately sanitize your own hands
4) that's it, end of list

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@cleopatriia

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Hi, welcome to Toronto. Everything you love is now a condo or a Rexall.

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Wow. First Honest Ed's, and now Sneaky Dee's...? Are condo developers just using "Scott Pilgram Vs The World" as checklist for places to turn into condos??

https://t.co/BWQTJgZFUZ

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@OKAYKELLYK i love this

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@PartridgeArt @hoodieripper also maybe get a store spray bottle to help shoo them out

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@PartridgeArt WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT

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@CrowBirdArt yesssss! that one in particular gets me almost every time

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Dusted off my old Gameboy and started playing Pokémon Crystal during this pandemic-riddled summer. This was my final team!

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Sat dow to do a fun, kinda loose Pokemon drawing.
Drew one part in more detail than the rest.
Started "touching up" a few other parts to even it out.

3 days later and I guess I'm doing a full-ass illustration now.

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@hoodieripper a deadly outbreak, people wandering toronto with chainsaws... dear god are we about to launch into a Resident Evil movie?

[sam @ohshitsam]

Old school life drawing on a not-so-old-school tablet.
Ft. coffee & books (AKA my pandemic lifeline)

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@OKAYKELLYK yessssssss this looks so good!!! she was my fav!

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@jenn_woodall PLEASE just roll up after the pandemic/apocalypse in this car. I support your future of pink crime.

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@slimyswampghost ah yes, the artist cryptid

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@cleopatriia 10/10 they look comfy as fuck