Astra Z.

World’s first certified ethical hater, misandrist, linguistics graduate, femcel and academic weapon. Convicted on three counts of copium possession.

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

What a beautiful sunny day to listen to some metalcore

[sav🪽 @ntltccari]

OH MY GOD

[bisexual birkin bag @worshipme7777]

this shit just ain’t for me dawg

[wayne💫 @waynespastlife]

thinking about this

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

Why isn’t there a sugar free decaf non dairy milk iced coffee option on the shelves

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

Bump

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

Someone please sell me their dan and phil meet and greet ticket for melbourne i will literally pay you double or triple what you bought it for hashtag hard launch hashtag gold VIP ticket PLEASE

[✧ @obviousari]

this iconic headline 😭😭

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

I’ve watched dan and phil since 20FUCKING14 AND NOT ONCE WON THE TICKETMASTER WAR FOR A MEET AND GREET TICKET CAN I PLEASE JUST FUCKING HAVE ONE ALREADY

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

Someone please sell me their dan and phil meet and greet ticket for melbourne i will literally pay you double or triple what you bought it for hashtag hard launch hashtag gold VIP ticket PLEASE

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

Someone please sell me their dan and phil meet and greet ticket for melbourne i will literally pay you double or triple what you bought it for hashtag hard launch hashtag gold VIP ticket PLEASE

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

@sincarazszn Hey! I’ll go with you :)

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

You are all lying to yourselves

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

New song boring ash 😭

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

Call me genitive the way i got a case for possession 😹

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

#ROADTOSKINNY

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

LET ME BE SKINNY AGAIN

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

Im so glad i stalked your twitter after not logging in for months to see this twin 💜

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

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[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

Chew some fucking concrete mate

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

I hope all my enemies k*** t*********

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

I cant believe i’m literally 22 fucking years old what the fuck why aren’t i engaged yet

[Astra Z. @ohsnapitsmish_]

I think theres people on first date or something earlyish in front of me on the tram and the dude just admitted to cheating on his ex GIRLIE RUN RUN RUN i want to pass her a note telling her to RUN