I hate meeting people who were raised by cool parents. ohhh you grew up listening to your dad’s record collection. fuck you. I had to invent Lou Reed from first principles
having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s
Who among us hasn't occasionally wanted to trap their romantic partners in SAW-style torture dungeons where they could only escape by solving puzzles that forced them to confront their own personal flaws, psychological baggage, and emotional dysfunctions?
gente ano passado eu tava numa balada em west hollywood, aí chegou a chappell roan cheia de segurança em volta até aí tudo bem, olhei rápido e continuei dançando né, aí do NADA eu fui ATACADA
remember when taylor swift wanted to make her own version of fast car but she'd never had any real problems to wrote about so she wrote mine and the best she could come up with was "but we've got bills to pay"