Heather Fakelastname

bad at writing bios, 33, queer, nerdy, crafty, forever cringing at typos in my old tweets. “ohwoops” was supposed to be like “oh whoops” but… sneaky silent h.

[Heather Fakelastname @ohwoops]

@jerzeyredhead thanks friend 💛 unfortunately, it seems determined to drag on. I start antibiotics tomorrow for a possible sinus infection

[Heather Fakelastname @ohwoops]

Covid finally caught me.

[Heather Fakelastname @ohwoops]

@LaurieHernandez Omg I saw rumblings of this on tumblr but didn’t quite believe it 😂 amazing. Feeling like it might be time to reread the mime fic

[૮ ・ﻌ・ა @yumbrite]

A napoletana pizza with fresh mozzarella pups!

[Heather Fakelastname @ohwoops]

@DanaPiccoli I love this gif, and I've actually followed this specific knitting pattern to make my own gnomes! Good luck with your surgery tomorrow! It's understandable to be freaked out, but! the good news is, all you need to do is show up and fall asleep lol

[Heather Fakelastname @ohwoops]

@severedloaf 💛

[Heather Fakelastname @ohwoops]

@dufrau Uh. Those? Are fucking GORGEOUS

(*long low whistle at the price tag tho* damn. They’re def outside my budget. But they are SO. PRETTY. Congrats on your FUCKING AMAZING BOOTS)

[diana @C0SlMANIEHAUS]

The trailer for ‘French girl’ with Evelyne Brochu, Zach Braff and Vanessa Hudgens has been released.

In theaters on March 15.

[DEON COLE @deoncole]

In theaters today. Please support our sisters. #thecolorpurple

[jenifer prince @jeniferrprince]

may your holiday season be merry and gay 😌💕

[Heather Fakelastname @ohwoops]

@jennamacaroni @blancheknopfs Wait it’s back?? 😂🙈 I miss the good old days of watching tv and seeing commercials for things. Everything is so compartmentalized now 🙈

[Heather Fakelastname @ohwoops]

@severedloaf DUDE 😂🤣

[Spicymochi @spicy_mochi]

pumpkin pets

[Heather Fakelastname @ohwoops]

@jerzeyredhead @kell_nico Where to next? I’m still team tumblr (it’s the good place, y’all are missing out), but I like to pop in and see what you all are up to too 💛

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[C4 is upon us 😇 @critdim]

“Laudna doesn't sweat, she glistens.”

– Imogen, C3 E67

#criticalrolespoilers #imodna

[rii abrego @riibrego]

hup hey hup hey (wallpaper set below!)

[Marc Weinberg @MarcWeinbergWX]

I just wanted to update everyone on a significant change for X (Twitter). Most TV Stations (I assume all) can no longer push any content to Twitter through our weather systems. No updates. No watches. And the most concerning is no warnings. No severe t-storm warnings, no flash flood warnings, and no tornado warnings. They have limited access to their API and there is no solution at this point. I can’t say if that will or will not change. You can still get warnings through your TV, all other social media platforms that you follow us on, and through our App.

I always felt public safety was paramount over all. Maybe I was wrong.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Who is she? 😭 https://t.co/6tMiLB96hg